The Vending Machine

[Fatman55]

Basically you put something in and the person under you tells you what you get, like this:
"I put in something"
"You get something back"

I'll start with a piece of wood.

[Mister Sandman]

You get a vandalism charge because wood does not go into vending machines and you have now broken it.

I put in 75 cents (In a different vending machine of course)

[Ian]

You get a pony.

I put in Benjamin Franklin, not the bill, but the actual person.

[TentuZero]

A printing press has come out.

I put in a freshly laundered cat.

[Mister Sandman]

You get dog shit.
I insert 25 cents.

[Elizer]

You get some lint.

I put in 1 gold bar.

[Windows NT]

you get 7 grams of toenail

[muffinmastah]

[QUOTE=Windows NT;29601787]you get 7 grams of toenail[/QUOTE]
You need to post something that you put in the machine.

I put in a leather shoe.

[Fatman55]

You put in nothing, you get nothing.

I put in the previously mentioned toenails

[Mister Sandman]

You get a human hand.

I put in the entirety of my dildo collection

[meowmynips]

You get a larger dildo collection.
I insert my vocal cords.

[Intense Funkid]

you get a auto tuned voice
i put in a ipad

[meowmynips]

You get an Android powered tablet.
I put in a sharpie that was used as a dildo by me.

[muffinmastah]

You get a free copy of Portal 2

I put in my last penny

[Mister Sandman]

You get unlimited pennies, so you never run out <3

I put in my old shoes

[arlygoodbrownie]

You get new ones.
I shoot a Portal into the slot.

[uchiha2727]

You get a Robotic voice saying "Please Insert Coin to Continue..."

I insert my Penis

[Intense Funkid]

aww i got ninja'ed i beleive if im using the term right

[Vending Machine]

You rang?

[uchiha2727]

[QUOTE=uchiha2727;29603085]You get a Robotic voice saying "Please Insert Coin to Continue..."

I insert my Penis[/QUOTE]
Stop Derailing and answer ^^

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=uchiha2727;29603085]You get a Robotic voice saying "Please Insert Coin to Continue..."

I insert my Penis[/QUOTE]

You get Salsa

I put in a paperclip

[uchiha2727]

You get MacGyver

I insert a baby

[Intense Funkid]

you get a teenage kid

i put a dismembered arm that i got from a g-.. i mean that i found on the floor.

[Vending Machine]

You get a box.

I insert a laptop.

[kafurie]

you get a cd for a different laptop

i put in a bag of weed

[Sgt. Pepper]

you get a bag of diarrhea

i put in my penis

[uchiha2727]

You get the other half of your penis.

I insert the Dead Osama Bin Laden.

[Sgt. Pepper]

you get a dead osama bin laden.

I insert the dead osama bin laden.

[muffinmastah]

you get a dead osama bin laden.

I insert the dead osama bin laden.

[ROFLBURGER]

You get an Arabian shitstorm

I insert a ROFLBURGER