It all started around the second week of school. I decided to sit at a random table, when this slightly obese girl starts talking to me. Of course I ignore her, but she acts as if were best friends. She would follow me, and drives off my other friends. She even has this little annoying perverted child who followes her, and how he's following me. Worst of all, I think the girl is near-suicidal, so I can't just blurt out "get the fuck away from me you hideous monster"
What do I do?
Have mentos and diet coke on hand. When she comes up to you put the mentos in your mouth and take a swig of the coke and spray it all over her. An apology is optional.
Ask her why she's following you? Has to be a reason.
The truth.
[editline]13th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Prodigy;26663325]Ask her why she's following you? Has to be a reason.[/QUOTE]
He looks delicious.
Party Store, Disguise, ???, Profit.
"Get the fuck away from me you [b]beautiful[/b] monster!"
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