Deepest and darkest secrets (For real) - General

Once I jacked off to both granny and tranny porn. Of course, immediately afterwards I felt crappy. I've had motherfucking dog wallpaper in my room since I was four. FML. You hear about first, second, third base? I never got up to bat. I have a fetish for nice asses in jeans. But only jeans. So naturally, sometimes looking at my own ass gives me a boner. When I was six years-old, I was threatened with a life-changing disease that caused me brain and heart damage. Took me about five years to recover mentally, but I'm fine now. I'm sure Facepunch has some interesting secrets to confide in the internet with.

I masturbate in school toilets while thinking about guys in my year blowing me.

Touched dicks with my best friend when i was in first grade, or something like that

I used to masturbate in bathrooms to some of my female teachers years ago Jesus christ what was I thinking

I molest pets. Edit: You guys seem to think that I'm joking.

Sometimes i contemplate suicide.

My deepest, darkest secret (which, ironically, shalt not be so secret anymore..), eh? ... I've only had one fried twinkie in my entire life. :( Gawd, I need to get another one - it's been YEARS since I last ate one of those artery-clogging, delectable treats! --------------------------- Okay, okay, I give in. When I was six, several family members and I went to a Red Robins for dinner. My aunt who was around ordered an alcoholic beverage while I got myself a peanut butter shake. Long story short, the drinks got mixed up and I ended up becoming tipsy by accident. What an interesting day that was.

I'm gay for Bakyte

I think incest is sexy.

I have three pairs of cat ears, one tail, two pairs of cat paws, and one cat bell. And I like to wear them quite often when crossdressing.

I'm glad that I'm fat.

[QUOTE=slayer20;33129001]I have three pairs of cat ears, one tail, two pairs of cat paws, and one cat bell. And I like to wear them quite often when crossdressing.[/QUOTE] ..p-pictures?

[QUOTE=Pen Straw;33128987]I think incest is sexy.[/QUOTE] Mmmm

I like to tie myself up when I fap.

Even though I have worked as a Camp Councilor/been attending College for roughly two years, I am only 17. Apparently I look a lot older*. (*read; about early 20s)

I've lied to pretty much everyone I've ever known, those lies range from meaningless to, eh... The only person I've been fully honest with was this one girl, who, after 5 years of trying, moved away without telling me.

I'm bisexual, and I secretly hate myself for it.

[QUOTE=Chaplin;33129273]I'm bisexual, and I secretly hate myself for it.[/QUOTE] How come? o:

[QUOTE=Pen Straw;33129028]..p-pictures?[/QUOTE] You and just about everyone else asks for them.

Well they wouldn't be secrets if they were told, no?

[img]http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/logos/logos1108/logos110800850/10384501-woman-with-hand-over-mouth-against-white-background.jpg[/img] This whole thread.

I pooped a little on the bathroom floor.

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33129032]I like to tie myself up when I fap.[/QUOTE] hot i like to cum on my own face whilst fingering myself furiously.

I had some genetic disease that made the hole on the end of my penis on the bottom of my penis, in the middle area. I had 3 operations to fix it and that's only because the first 2 times failed.. I remember the first time I had this black doctor. I mean REALLY dark, and he wore these white gloves which was scary as fuck because of the two colours. I was only a kid at the time and I'd never really seen a black person up close before and he was feeling my penis..

i get weird feelings at the top of my head and i'm afraid that it's something bad

I am incredibly undecided on the topic of religion. My middle name is Barton. I hate myself as a person. My best friend is putting her romantic relationships in a pretzel knot and is going to end up either pregnant or dead and I really want to stop that from happening. I despise my mother for kicking my father out of the house. My dog ranks 2-3 on my "most important things in the world" list, and deep down I find this to be socially disgusting. This is a bad thing because she will probably die before I go off to college. I am highly unsatisfied with where I am in life, and yet have no means or initiative to change it. The motivation for most of the positive activity in my life was to make my father proud. I believe, through some faint memories, that I was raped at an early age, which probably accounts for much of these problems. I probably have a mild case of autism, bipolarity, split personality disorder, hydrocephalus, or all four. It is near impossible for me to feel any sort of affection, leading me to believe I will die alone. I have an extremely pessimistic view on the current state of the American populace and all its members, including myself. I use a combination of humor towards friends and severe apathy towards anyone else to mask the kind of person I actually am. This is the most likely reason for my near-non-existent social life.

Sie-Sveinhund reminded me to say that, I don't think I'm ready for a relationship. I kind of have this thing where I want to be friends with lots of girls, but have benefits with them all. Is that bad? :ohdear:

I don't have one.

I love, love my friends and family. I honestly don't know what I'd do without these many people I hold dear and closest to me. But I'm so fucking full of pride, I will not hesitate to permanently cut ties with any of them if I feel seriously wronged by them. It's led to some regretful things and I need to realize that serious conflict is part of every relationship, but if I reach that point of anger/bitterness with another, I have zero problem with completely shutting them out forever.

I shot a man in reno, just to watch him die.