Post your typical Christmas Day-Family does everything except open presents - General

I am always the person who wakes up at like 4am to go see what is under the tree. There's huge boxes and fun looking shit, but my family really sucks when it comes to actually opening gifts. Here is my typical Christmas. -Wake up at 4am -Check tree -Wake up parents -Parents sleep again until 7am -Parents wants coffee -I bring them coffee -Mom takes forever to move out of bed and takes a shower -Parents change while I'm still in my pajamas waiting for them to get ready -Once they come downstairs and are dressed -"Oh wait, where's your sister? Go wake her up." -Get yelled by sister (21) who wants to sleep -Takes her an hour to get ready -By now its 10:30am -Alright let me get the camera and we can start unwrapping -"We're taking pictures? I need to put my makeup on" -Now it's 10:50am and everyone is hungry -"Oh no! We'll be late for church! Go change and get in the car." -Listen to guy talking for an hour then return to car -"Ok so what do you all want for lunch?" -Mom decides on crappy lunch place that has a long line -Arrive home at 1:15pm -Everyone except me needs to use the restroom -Kill 10 minutes by organizing gifts and determining what's in them by lifting them -Family finally comes down and is ready to open stuff -Start with boring letters from people you rarely see -Open actual gifts and take pictures for an hour and a half -1/3 gifts you will use for more than a week -"Thanks for all the stuff guys! Cya!" -"You're not going anywhere until all this wrapping paper is trashed and you write thank you cards to everyone who got you a gift." -Finish non-sincere thank you notes for mainly clothes at 4:30pm -Haul all of the stuff into my room -Figure out how to use/play with gifts for 1/2 hour -Dad takes family out to a good place for dinner -Return home gorged and lazy -Can't play with gifts while fat, must sleep -Next day we take family trip to something that takes all day TL;DR-I can never actually use or play with my gifts on Christmas Call me a spoiled brat for actually having gifts, but I am always excited for Christmas. My family views it as a long day consisting mainly of chores instead of enjoying recieving gifts. It just makes me bummed out.

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-Sleep in till 10:30 -Parents wake me up -get up at 11:00 -sit down in living room -open up the few presents that there are because I didn't really want much -Appreciate gifts -Thank parents lovingly -Have breakfast -Get dressed -Chill -Get together with rest of family for Christmas dinner -:smug:

Wake up Get ready Go to Grandma's Watch Christmas Story x4 Eat dinner Watch Christmas Story some more Go Home Enjoy Presents Sleep

Wake up at a normal time Recieve Christmas money and candy Eat candy Browse internet and play games until 5pm Have dinner with family Browse internet until 11pm Sleep

-wake up -open presents -whatever

-Wake up -Get yelled at for no reason -Open presents -Go to moms -Open presents -Eat food -Watch Christmas shows -Eat more food -Go home -Do whatever

Fap Go to relative's that is hosting the party Eat like there is no tomorrow Open presents Karaoke Go home Fap

-Wake up whenever, prolly woken up because my sleep schedule is so fucked up -Open my gift, see what candy I got in my stocking -Immediately leave to go to Grandma's -Eat -Go home -Get on Facepunch

wake up no presents no friends no family kill myself

open presents play with presents eat food play with presents some more

-Brother tells me to wake up at 10 -Brother comes back at 10:30 -Brother comes back at 11 -Brother comes back at 11:15 -Brother comes back at 11:30, ok I think i might get up now -Nope not yet, Brother comes back at 12, I get up -Open Presents -Play with presents -Post in fast threads -Play some more -Eat -Sleep

-Wake up -Eat food -Play games -Eat food -Play games -Eat food -Play games -Go to sleep AKA Like every other day [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] And this consists of school days too by the way, I'm a high school drop out. Fuck yeah?

-wake up -do a crappy "skit" about each of us waking each other up while my Dad videotapes it -Mom makes cinnmon buns -unwrap presents, all while being videotaped -play with presents -eat -family comes over and annoys me while I play -eat -family leaves -play -eat -play -sleep

I wake up it is 7 I wait until 11 Just to figure out that no one is home I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them Here goes another night all alone I'm spending everyday on my own And here it goes

-Wake up at whatever time -Open presents -Enjoy -Spend time with family -Dinner -Enjoy -Sleep

-Wake up -Check clock -Masturbate if before 4 am -Back to sleep -Wake up -Smoke crack -Presents

6:00 Wake up 6:20 Get up 6:21 Make breakfast 6:30 Eat breakfast 6:31 Sit at the computer until family wakes up 9:40 Mom wakes up 9:45 I go to the christmas tree and try to guess whats inside the gift boxes 9:55 Go back to the computer 12:00 Eat lunch 12:05 Go back to the computer 15:00 Watch the disney christmas special 15:30 go back to the computer 17:00 Delicious christmas dinner 17:20 Go back to the computer 20:00 Open presents 20:30 play with presents 23:00 go to bed

-fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -fap -Open presents -fap -fap -fap -fap

-sleep -sleep -wake up, its 9 and your sister wants to open presents. "but Im sleeping" -eat pancakes/frenchtoast -take turns opening presents -appreciate gifts -clean up trash -diddle around until dad's side comes for lunch -eat lunch -visit -diddle -get ready for going to mom's parents house and her side for dinner -travel -travel moar -visit -eat -open presents -go home -crash in good clothes on couch

Wake up. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

wake up open gifts go to uncles place deal with spoiled brat cousins for 7-8 hours go home masturbate like a pro!

Haven't had my Family in whole for 5 years. So, I really don't do anything, for Christmas. Except go out and eat. Go back home, and play some game on the computer until 5 in the morning.

Wake up. Wait for parents to make coffee/take a shit. Open presents. Wait for grandparents to get here. Open more presents. Christmas lunch. Bask in after glory and use presents.

[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;26900226]Wake up. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.[/QUOTE] You are a fuckin' weeeenner.

-Me and my brother frantically jump out of bed at 8. -Turn on the TV, patiently wait for parents to wake up before we open gifts. - Love the stuff I got! -Eat food and try everything I got. -Do other Christmas stuff. -Get ready to go to uncles house for family Christmas.

Wake up at 4 PM Sit around for a while Eat my cheap dry supermarket bought turkey dinner before it gets cold Cry Fap Fap while crying Cry myself to sleep

[QUOTE=Zeloutional;26900252]You are a fuckin' weeeenner.[/QUOTE] Says the guy who doesnt do anything for Christmas :saddowns:

Apart from opening presents my family -goes for a walk -drink champagne and orange juice at 10am -family or friends over for christmas dinner

Wake up about 10:00 Go through to living room Breakfast Open presents Thank family for presents Hang around a while Take presents back through to room If it's games start one installing Fall back to sleep Wake up Get Dressed Go to granny's house for Christmas Dinner at lunch time Open presents from rest of family Thank Lunch Back home about 3:00 Make use of presents for many hours Tiny tea for my sister's birthday Make use of presents Make use of presents Sleep.