the fuck did I find in my bed

[GhettoGeek]

well here I was just laying in my bed then I feel something on my leg and check to see what it is and I get this

[IMG]http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn260/GhetoGeek/2011-05-30_02-12-12_562.jpg[/IMG]

I think it may be a tadpole

[Wnd]

Oh god what is that

[Ricaaado]

Looks like your average slug, with something growing out of it.

[hula whoop]

[img]http://froglifecyclepeduzzi.weebly.com/uploads/6/5/2/3/6523443/2789426_orig.jpg[/img]

its not a tadpole, thats for sure

[Recurracy]

A slug with tumors.

Now I've seen everything.

[GhettoGeek]

how the fuck do I sleep after seeing that

[rawr5852]

the eye is staring at you

[Jawyen]

Cutely disgusting.

[blazingfly]

Mercy kill it.

With nuclear weapons.

[riceyrice]

It's a fishing lure/ bait. End discussion.

[Kalkka]

burn bed

no questions

just fucking burn that shit down

[simazzarome]

Thats a slug. And it looks like you squished it. You should feel bad.

[GhettoGeek]

here's the over side
[IMG]http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn260/GhetoGeek/2011-05-30_02-25-34_535.jpg[/IMG]

[Barobax]

[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;30135032]well here I was just laying in my bed then I feel something on my leg and check to see what it is and I get this

[IMG]http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn260/GhetoGeek/2011-05-30_02-12-12_562.jpg[/IMG]

I think it may be a tadpole[/QUOTE]

Put it on your head

[img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/d/d6/Brain_Slugs.jpg[/img]

[GhettoGeek]

how'd it get in my bed

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;30135149]how'd it get in my bed[/QUOTE]
The same way any bug gets inside a house

[Jacko245]

Did you leave a window open?

[Eeshton]

You probably have aids, go see a doctor.

[slipperygypsy]

You should put it up your ass.

[Y'all.]

You ejaculated.

[darkgodmaste]

Maybe it's a part of the Alien Anaal probe, just remove it from your household and forget about it.

[angelangel]

don't worry op, i once found a juvenile praying mantis on my keyboard

i live on the 12th floor

[JaffaOrange]

Congratulations! You're now a father!

[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]

Or should I say mother?

[Cypher_09]

It's a slug that looks like it's been cut open (or burst by your colossal weight, which is probably what happened).

[sp]I'm kidding bro[/sp] :love:

[Symmetry]

That probably came out of you.

[Jamsponge]

I don't get people who are terrified of bugs, especially spiders. Maybe it's because I grew up in a household where there were regular incursions by ants and I actually just had to send a spider the size of my thumbnail out this morning, but I don't find them that nasty except when they're dead (which is a different story).

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;30135813]I don't get people who are terrified of bugs, especially spiders. Maybe it's because I grew up in a household where there were regular incursions by ants and I actually just had to send a spider the size of my thumbnail out this morning, but I don't find them that nasty except when they're dead (which is a different story).[/QUOTE]

Because anything with fucking [b]8[/b] legs is creepy.

[Number-41]

I bet it came out of your dick.

Good night, OP

[Matrix374]

the only insects that are scary to me are the poisonous ones and the big ones

[Pringles.]

take it as a pet and give it food and take it outside for walks