A question the great Dale Gribble asked:
"A man breaks into your house, but you don't have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?"
Masturbate whilst on a trampoline.
But I don't own a Hugh Laurie
You don't shoot him, you beat him up with your computer monitor.
Beat him with my lamp.
Bite off a finger nail and throw it like a ninja star.
If your a man: Steal kill him by grabbing a knife and wait for him to come your way. Hide in a closet and knife him to death when he walks by.
If your a woman: Take off your cloths and hope he rapes you. Then take his gun and shoot him.
Patiently hide while he takes my stuff. Unless he touches my computer or Xbox. If he does I will BEAT HIS ASS with my zombie killing equipment.
Wait, more realistically: (What I'd most likely do anyway)
Grab one of my many knives and wait a few feet away from my door. I would be too scared to go out into the living room to confront the burglar, thinking he/she might have a gun. I would call the police with my mobile phone hoping they could take care of it.
Take a shit and then throw it at him.
In a realistic situation I would have a gun since my dad owns a few pistols, and considering he's trespassing on my property and he has the intent to hurt if not kill me and my family I have the right to shoot to kill. And I know I would without hesitation.
Lock eyes with him. we all know trainers cant refuse a battle when they lock eyes.
Burglars usually carry koffing and growleth, easy match.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21743887]How do you[B] shoot [/B]him without a [B]gun[/B].
Quite simply, you don't.[/QUOTE]
never said you didn't have a crossbow :v:
I would grab my machete that is hung behind my rifle on the wall. i would see if it is possible to chop off both legs with one swipe.
Bitch Slap him.
Use a metal bat to defend myself with.
I go Sam Fisher style and hug him and take his pulse for some reason.
well, I have knives.
I wouldn't want to shoot him. I just want to hug him.
bend over
Wish him luck getting past my dad.
I have a spear by my bed.
Throw bears at him.
Knives can be thrown. Makes a good substitute for guns.
Knife, duh. Rip that muthafuka's heart out.
My most deadly weapon would have to be a knife. My compound bow would probably just bruise. So I'd hide around the corner, in a closet and jump out and stab him and when he tries to resist I'd just try and keep his hands away from mine, and I've fought my dad a few times so I'm sure I could fight him and eventually run away.
Or I could stand on the crosswalk that is over the hallway from the front door and I could jump down on top of him. That would hurt me too, and I would probably get my timing wrong.
Speaking of bows I got a cross bow in my garage. I could probably use that if I could get from where I was to it.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;21745885]Knives can be thrown. Makes a good substitute for guns.[/QUOTE]
What are the odds of anything but the handle hitting him in the stomach?
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[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;21745959]Speaking of bows I got a cross bow in my garage. I could probably use that if I could get from where I was to it.[/QUOTE]
What kind of crossbow? And how old are you? You do realize the difference between crossbow and compound bow? Crossbows are very hard to pull back. If you have a 60 pound draw weight on a compound bow a lot of the pressure is taken off. And aiming is a lot harder on a compound.
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