So I clamped two batteries together, what can I do with them?

[noahh]

I was bored today so I just put these two batteries together and left them for a while then I found that they got really hot, so I clamped them together to keep the current flowing, they get pretty hot. They're 9V Alkaline batteries, just wondering anything interesting I can do with them while I'm bored? Thanks.

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[TheWarnman]

Put lots of tissue paper on top and roast some marshmallows outside with it.

[slinkman]

melt someones break lines.

[compwhizii]

Touch people with it.

[Roast Beast]

[QUOTE=compwhizii;16501068]Touch people with it.[/QUOTE]

Brand people with it :ese:

[Das Boot]

Lick them, swallow them, rub them against your eyeballs, BDSM dungeon.....

[GeXeH]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5ZB1eFhwc[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxS38_u7Mnw&annotation_id=annotation_396901&feature=iv[/media]

[stone555]

[QUOTE=GeXeH;16501253][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5ZB1eFhwc[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxS38_u7Mnw&annotation_id=annotation_396901&feature=iv[/media][/QUOTE]Cool but those are not hacks.

[GeXeH]

[QUOTE=stone555;16501344]Cool but those are not hacks.[/QUOTE]

I know, I didn't make them.

[suran37]

OMFG that 12Volt one is so nice they sell those tiny ones for so much now my Laser pointer has cheap power MUHAHAHA

[GeXeH]

[QUOTE=suran37;16501423]OMFG that 12Volt one is so nice they sell those tiny ones for so much now my Laser pointer has cheap power MUHAHAHA[/QUOTE]

Exactly. ;)

[Rofl my Waff]

You're doing nothing but wasting the battery power/destroying the batteries. There's not much you can do with that besides touch it to things.

[OIFY_only]

you are creating a short circut so the batteries could explode

[Reapaninja]

have a disco inferno

[editline]07:12PM[/editline]

as in run around dancing badly and touching people with it

[SteeleCratos]

Make them really hot and then throw them into a cup of cold water. See what happens.

[Morkcheese]

Unclamp them and put them in something.

[DaDillsta]

Get a steel wool pad and rub it against the connectors.

[anklyne]

Wait for them to explode.

[Itszutak]

Um that's just a plain old short circuit you're doing there.

They probably ran out of power by now

[dedo678]

Put them in water.

[cdlink14]

Lick them.

[Unreliable]

Cover them in gasoline and light them on fire like i did for a science fair.

[butre]

[QUOTE=OIFY_only;16501878]you are creating a short circut so the batteries could explode[/QUOTE]

I was going to say this.

[Trafficman]

What a safe place to keep your i-phone/ipod touch.

[editline]04:09AM[/editline]

Next to the fucking on fire batteries.

[Daniellynet]

You are creating a short circuit so the batteries could in fact explode and spray a lot of acid right into your eyes, so it's best just to un-clamp then.

[Lf752]

The acid in those are nothing, my dog bursted one in his mouth and he just did that thing dogs do when they don't like the taste of something.

[editline]12:33PM[/editline]

Oh and the battery sizzled.