OK, i really need your help on this, guys.
I like two girls and they both like me. One has dated a guy before but broke up with him when she met me. The other i came across and she told me she moved in two doors down. I have no fucking idea what to do. Please help.
NO SHIT REPLYS
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[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;22112952][B][I]Both[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
For some reason, the first reply i get is ether retarded or fucking stupid like this.
the one two doors down since she's closer
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22112971]For some reason, the first reply i get is ether retarded or fucking stupid like this.[/QUOTE]
Its a good idea man, you should try it.
On-topic: 2 doors down, if that doesn't work, try the other one.
[QUOTE=Amaurus;22113007]Its a good idea man, you should try it.
On-topic: 2 doors down, if that doesn't work, try the other one.[/QUOTE]
Dude, i think he just told me to cheat on them
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22112971]For some reason, the first reply i get is ether retarded or fucking stupid like this.[/QUOTE]
How is a threesome retarded :coolfish:
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;22113056]How is a threesome retarded :coolfish:[/QUOTE]
Its not. i just hate the idea of cheating...
well, maybe you should decide yourself based on how good a person they are, I say the one that [B]didn't[/B] dump her old boyfriend to be with you.
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22113090]Its not. i just hate the idea of cheating...[/QUOTE]
Become a muslim... [B]Multiple wives![/B]
Problem solved!
Although, say bye to bacon!
just do both, have a lil fun imo =D
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and to beer =[
Edit : oh, and pleasuring yourself
i need a good answer. not a reply of you trying to be funny
[quote=fxreality;22113106]just do both, have a lil fun imo =d
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And to beer =[
edit : Oh, and pleasuring yourself[/quote]
wtf??? Nooooo
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22112971]For some reason, the first reply i get is ether retarded or fucking stupid like this.[/QUOTE]
Strip club.
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22113130]i need a good answer. not a reply of you trying to be funny[/QUOTE]
These are all serious replies o:
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22113130]i need a good answer. not a reply of you trying to be funny[/QUOTE]
don't come to Facepunch for advice, it will always end up like this.
Sounds a lot like being sarcastic to me. just give me a good answer that does not involve cheating, double wives, a threesome, or a strip club.
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[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;22113162]don't come to Facepunch for advice, it will always end up like this.[/QUOTE]
Well, i have no where else to go for answers.
Whichever one has the biggest tits/best ass.
Fine..
so you can either choose ;
the girl that broke up for you..?
or the girl that lives next door..?
i would say.. just go for the girl that broke up for you..
if things don't work out.. the other girl will always be right around the corner..?
1 of them and a half.
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22113181]Sounds a lot like being sarcastic to me. just give me a good answer that does not involve cheating, double wives, a threesome, or a strip club.
[editline]08:29PM[/editline]
Well, i have no where else to go for answers.[/QUOTE]
well at least don't listen to the guys saying "threesome" and such.
that will lead to you being hurt in the end most likely.
[QUOTE=Jmank871;22113181]
Well, i have no where else to go for answers.[/QUOTE]
You must have [U][I]NO[/I][/U] Friends
I don't know. Which one do you most connect with? Which one pisses you off the least? Which one would you not mind waking you up calling you on the phone at 3 AM because she's upset and she needs you?
The one two doors down, because the other one can dump you just as easily as the other guy.
Who do you like best as in CONNECT to? if you don't have the feeling on both of 'em forget it...
The one 2 doors down.
The one with the biggest breasts. No acne. and will act like :sonia: every night
Approach the hottest one with a rag and say "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Bring both into room, get both to make you a sandwich, then engage in a 3 way
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