[I]Well?[/I] If its something other than the two, somehow, then do tell.
I wipe it while jumping from a sitting to a standing position and vice versa.
I wipe it upside down
Depends, if it's bad I'll stand up, bend over and stare at my ass in the mirror to make sure it's good and tidy.
People do it standing up? :o
I feel like I'm the only one who stands up to wipe.
My eyes have been opened
I wipe while being inside out
[sp]I stand up[/sp]
I think about things differently now.
how do you even wipe sitting down?
[QUOTE=RobbL;40699866]how do you even wipe sitting down?[/QUOTE]
How do you even wipe standing up?!
I don't wipe my ass my ass wipes me.
what the fuck what reason is there to do it standing up. Your ass cheeks are pushed together and the shit is smeared easier.
Wipe then still feel unclean and get in the shower and cry
I should invest in a bidet
How in the fuck do you do it standing up. I never even knew people do it stood up until a friend mentioned it and we had an argument.
Sat down: Lean forward, cheeks spread wide, poopy anus easily accessable, wipe.
Stand up: Cheeks squish together smearing poop all over your butt, poopy bunghole is inaccessible, fail to wipe and cry about your failure.
Sat down is clearly superior.
Fucking barbarians.
[QUOTE=totallynoalt;40699877]How do you even wipe standing up?![/QUOTE]
Bend forwards and it's just like wiping sitting down just without the toilet in the way
I don't wipe my ass
Why would you wipe standing up? Woulden't it smear the crap all over?
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I wipe sitting down [sp]I am a dog[/sp]
How do you even wipe sitting down? Theres a toilet in the way!
Why would you stand up?
Yes.
Why did I join this thread?
[sp]Sitting Down[/sp]
what the fuck what kind of crazy do you have to be to wipe [I]standing up[/I]
Sitting down? What if your hand touches the water?
Used to do it standing up, now I do it sitting down.
I do a wipe sat down so that when I stand up it doesn't Rorschach-test my ass cheeks then I wipe stood up
Sitting down; it's the sensible way to do it.
a lot of times i crouch down in the natural squatting position on the seat of the toilet to shit, it empties you better. So I guess I wipe while squatting
I used to do it standing up, and my friend showed me in person and I was enlightened.
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