If a man told you to go and die - General

how would you do it so fucking amazingly that children danced and licked up your remains up of the floor? I would tear open my stomach and grab a handful of breakfast and devour it again.

I'd make him wait 80 years.

I'd tell him no and walk away.

I´d kill him

I'd take his cat cut off its head and put it on his doorstep

Walk away because some strange man is talking to me.

I'd tell him I'm working on it.

Fuck u.

I'd tell him I'll die after he does, so he would kill himself and I could steal his wallet.

I'd tear his guts out and strangle him to death with them.

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;17962741]I'd tear his guts out and strangle him to death with them.[/QUOTE] This

I would check his IP address and report him to an admin.

I'd say: No you.

:saddowns:

I'd probably take that as a death threat and try killing him myself :v:

[QUOTE=VaSTinY;20409926]I'd probably take that as a death threat and try killing him myself :v:[/QUOTE]

I'd rip his ribs out and stab him to death with them

stare creepily at the man like you are the leader of a major terrorism group. Make the knife-on-throat finger gesture. Watch as he runs away.

Well if I really had to..... I would shoot myself in the head through both ears so the bullets hit in the middle.... I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure this would result in an amazing, fireworks style, blood spurting everywhere, show that everyone can see.

[QUOTE=griffin040;20627663]Well if I really had to..... I would shoot myself in the head through both ears so the bullets hit in the middle.... I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure this would result in an amazing, fireworks style, blood spurting everywhere, show that everyone can see.[/QUOTE] How can your postcount be 0... :what: [editline]11:56AM[/editline] Also, I Would beat his arse.

I would go chuck norris on his ass.

I would pee on his face

[QUOTE=soderholm13;20627676]How can your postcount be 0... :what: [editline]11:56AM[/editline] Also, I Would beat his arse.[/QUOTE] Fast threads doesn't add to your post count... Which is weird...

[QUOTE=Shawnald;17961314]I'd make him wait 80 years.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/IMG]

I'd say "Why thank you" and then just stare at him with my creepy smile.

I would rib his fucking clothes off and fuck him in his little shithole!

I'm already dead inside.

I would eat TWO full cans of FunFetti frosting at once. Rate a heart for the brave man who ate a whole can at once.

[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;20753210]I'm already dead inside.[/QUOTE] [sad face]

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;17962741]I'd tear his guts out and strangle him to death with them.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE[/media]