iPatent. Make up what Apple could plausibly try to patent next.

[SundayRoast]

Apple takes over the world, we make up how.

by me and and kaze4159
[QUOTE]They'll use a toxic "AiR" which is proprietary and patented, only Apple iBreathe masks can filter the gas

The masks cost $500 each and when the filter's 5 hour usage life expires, the mask must be disposed of
Show your Passbook receipt for $50 off a replacement iBreathe[/QUOTE]

iFont
Apple patents text.
If people wish to type or write anything they will have to buy iFont or buy a license for writing iFont.
Schools will be forced to learn children to write in iFont.
Any books that are wished to not be burned will have to be rewritten in iFont.

[GREN EYGS N HAM]

iMatter

Its.. Matter..

ENDUT!

[Highcalibur]

iEye
Cybernetic eyeball that lets people who have lost vision or an eye see once more
It gets apps such as 'Maps' and 'Google' and 'Yelp so people can see where to go, eat and know anything they need to on the fly
Probably not too far-fetched either

[jaykray]

iForeigni

Multiple foreigners. I don't know.

[Schmaaa]

iPatent

they patent patenting

[muffle]

iElectronics

apple patents all electronics

[editline]16th November 2012[/editline]

oh wait sorry they already did that

[Gorou]

Lower case I.

[Torjuz]

iU = Apple patents you

[UntouchedShadow]

The I-Rack - White storage rack

The I-Ran - Running Shoes product

Both are very unstable.

[Gooby]

iWindows

[I]we're all doomed[/I]

[Viero]

iOxy.

Inexpensive* oxygen for the human world.

[SUB][SUB]*iOxy is $599. Subscription lasts for 400 breaths. $50 per 100 breath overage. $25 fee for underwater coverage. Providers: OT&T, Airixon, and purair. Patent pending.[/SUB][/SUB]

[rinoaff33]

iLife

[video=youtube;IFe9wiDfb0E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E[/video]

[Torjuz]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;38477884]The I-Rack - White storage rack

The I-Ran - Running Shoes product

Both are very unstable.[/QUOTE]

How original I must say. Did you come up with that while making the iMicrowave?

[IPK]

iSelfDestruct

After trolling done by our glorious communist nation of China,Apple makes a plan. They strapped explosives to each and every single employee and store and pressed the iSelfDestruct "self destruct" button.

[Slowbro]

iSand

Everything regular sand does at twice the price