How do I get my brother to SHUT THE FUCK UP - General

He keeps playing call of duty all night long and keep screaming obscene material even though my grandparents are in the other room sleeping. You should see him when he's playing, goddamn his face is all red and his room smells like bad breath when you enter it, but to be honest he is playing on XBL and there are some really retarded people on there. I don't want to video tape him or anything because that wouldn't be the nicest thing to do now would it.

Bust in his room with your dick out. That'll shut him up real good.

Rape his tight ass

Break his disk. Say his grandparents did it

[QUOTE=The golden;26838177]Unplug the router/modem, or pull his LAN connection.[/QUOTE] He's 18 and alot bigger than me so no.

gas him out

Start torrenting something and hog the bandwidth.

Tell him that Battlefield is better

[QUOTE=gta-man12345;26838437]Tell him that Battlefield is better[/QUOTE] and post results.

[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26838200]He's 18 and alot bigger than me so no.[/QUOTE] Is he directly plugged into it or is he connected wirelessly, its easy to wirelessly cut him off and run off with the chord.

[QUOTE=The golden;26838177]Throw the circuit breaker to the room he's in/take out a fuse.[/QUOTE] This, but once he is in complete darkness Whisper " I'm watching you [OP's Brother's name]"

[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26838142] I don't want to video tape him or anything because that wouldn't be the nicest thing to do now would it.[/QUOTE] Videotape him for christ's sake. He's being a massive dick to everyone by screaming till his face is red.

Murder him.

Tell him that PC is better

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delete his xbox live profile. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] or, put a cookie in his disc drive

Shove your dick in his mouth, then he won't be able to talk.

shoot him

Throw him in ze camp mein fuhrer.

if he is really acting like that he deserves to be videotaped, at the least

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Ask him if he thinks Blackops is realistic. If he says yes, show him this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlBwBwxdikQ[/media]

[QUOTE=Amaurus;26839147]Ask him if he thinks Blackops is realistic. If he says yes, show him this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlBwBwxdikQ[/media][/QUOTE] What makes you think people are too lazy to go one sub-forum below and find this video themselves?

[QUOTE=Swilly;26838470]Is he directly plugged into it or is he connected wirelessly, its easy to wirelessly cut him off and run off with the chord.[/QUOTE] Plugged in. [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;26838811]delete his xbox live profile. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] or, put a cookie in his disc drive[/QUOTE] It's my XBL account. [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] and my 360 and games [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Swilly;26838541]Videotape him for christ's sake. He's being a massive dick to everyone by screaming till his face is red.[/QUOTE] He would video tape my back when I'm playing. I don't yell or anything but I don't like being taped.

Just tell him, "dude what the fuck are you doing do you understand people are trying to sleep and our grandparents are right there, fuck off. its pissing me off"

I knew you had a brother!

I could just use my webcam to show you guys but I don't know...

maybe you should stop being a nazi because he is clearly a russian

do my fuhrer

Just confiscate everything.