How do I earn money on the internet? - General

Yeah, so I'm a 16 year old boy with no job whatsoever because there is no way for me to earn money where I live. So does any of you know how to earn easy money online. I'm willing to do almost anything.

Get a real job you lazy bum. If you think you're gonna find a lucrative career sitting on the Internet all day, you're delusional. Besides, most of those 'jobs' require being 18. Go bag groceries or something.

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;25974592]Get a real job you lazy bum. If you think you're gonna find a lucrative career sitting on the Internet all day, you're delusional. Besides, most of those 'jobs' require being 18. Go bag groceries or something.[/QUOTE] The problem is that I've been around every store/business in my area, and none of them had any positions available for a 16 year old.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25974617]The problem is that I've been around every store/business in my area, and none of them had any positions available for a 16 year old.[/QUOTE] McDonald's or any other fast food place has insanely high turnover rates and will hire anyone.

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;25974629]McDonald's or any other fast food place has insanely high turnover rates and will hire anyone.[/QUOTE] Are you sure that they would hire a 16 year old boy? Also, I've been to McD and they did not have any available positions.

get a job

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;25974643]get a job[/QUOTE] Learn to read.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25974642]Are you sure that they would hire a 16 year old boy? Also, I've been to McD and they did not have any available positions.[/QUOTE] It sounds like you're in the states and yes, a lot of places start hiring at 16. Check the classifieds, craigslist and other local websites. Trust me, there's always work out there if you look hard enough. I've been working since 14, so I know it's tough but just keep searching and don't be too proud to deny a 'lowly' job. You gotta start somewhere.

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;25974667]It sounds like you're in the states and yes, a lot of places start hiring at 16. Check the classifieds, craigslist and other local websites. Trust me, there's always work out there if you look hard enough. I've been working since 14, so I know it's tough but just keep searching and don't be too proud to deny a 'lowly' job. You gotta start somewhere.[/QUOTE] I'm from denmark.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25974675]I'm from denmark.[/QUOTE] Age to work is still probably 16 there.

Sell pictures of yourself to pedophiles in chatrooms.

Porn [editline]10th November 2010[/editline] Fuck, ninja'd

[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25974895]Porn[/QUOTE] His "size" would restrict him from doing so :v:

No but really, lead_farmer is right, there is no easy way of getting money. Same with losing weight. You cant just take a bunch of magic pills and hope it all goes away while you sit on your ass all day. My family is struggling. Were going to get evicted and we cant pay rent, let alone buy any food. I need a job more then you do, but I can't because I'm 15. Be happy your of age.

[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25974895]Porn [editline]10th November 2010[/editline] Fuck, ninja'd[/QUOTE] No, he means take a random pack of porn and sell it to a pedo on omegle or similar site.

I guess facepunch won't help you anyways.

[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;25974910]His "size" would restrict him from doing so :v:[/QUOTE] [Generic "my cock would tilt the camera" response]

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25974675]I'm from denmark.[/QUOTE] And I'm too, but I've been working since the age of 12.

[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25974916]No but really, lead_farmer is right, there is no easy way of getting money. Same with losing weight. You cant just take a bunch of magic pills and hope it all goes away while you sit on your ass all day. My family is struggling. Were going to get evicted and we cant pay rent, let alone buy any food. I need a job more then you do, but I can't because I'm 15. Be happy your of age.[/QUOTE] You could have stopped after 'ass all day.' you know?

[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;25975114]You could have stopped after 'ass all day.' you know?[/QUOTE] No, I don't.

[QUOTE=desrt_rat;25974916]No but really, lead_farmer is right, there is no easy way of getting money. Same with losing weight. You cant just take a bunch of magic pills and hope it all goes away while you sit on your ass all day. My family is struggling. Were going to get evicted and we cant pay rent, let alone buy any food. I need a job more then you do, but I can't because I'm 15. Be happy your of age.[/QUOTE] I guess your family thinks having the internet is more important than paying rent, or buying food.

There is one way to earn $$$ while playing games. Entropia Universe. It has a real world economy, meaning its ingame currency is tied to real money. 1USD = 10PED (Project Entropia Dollars) and the money transfer can go both ways! The downside? (because there's always a downside) The game is practically real life in terms of getting anywhere. You start off with nothing and the easiest way to earn cash in it is to dump RL cash into it. Mind you some people (who have probably been playing for longer than Eve Online's been out, have earned a fuckton of cash (USD) from the game. Google "Club Neverdie" if you wanna see what the lucky bussiness folk can pull off in the game.