How Do You Want To Die? - General

Title Is All. I wanna die by old age or if im in war By a headshot :suicide:

I want to die fighting for my cause, or else of old age, but chances are I'll likely die of suicide as I already feel like shit most of the time and quality of life is only going to go down over time.

Murder-suicide pact I want to kill OP

Never. :smug:

Too intense of an orgasm.

I will die fighting for queen and country.

I will die for facepunch.

[QUOTE=IhateValve;17558938]Murder-suicide pact I want to kill OP[/QUOTE] !! RUUUN :bandwagon: [editline]12:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DPennington;17558930]I want to die fighting for my cause, or else of old age, but chances are I'll likely die of suicide as I already feel like shit most of the time and quality of life is only going to go down over time.[/QUOTE] :frown:

on a bus

Either by old age or being infected and turning into a zombie type thing. A man can dream can't he? :frown:

Not.

Quick and painless. Much more important then when - because if I'm dead I don't mind anything no more.

I want to be co-piloting the presidents helicopter, see an RPG coming, jump out, hit the RPG with my chest, explode, but give the pilot enough time to fly off.

Sitting alone in a cold, wet corner. Nothing but an empty gun and a casing by it. The only thing there that isn't soaked in blood is the note I am holding that reads, "Dickbutt" My family would be like, "wtf man"

[QUOTE=IhateValve;17559147]Sitting alone in a cold, wet corner. Nothing but an empty gun and a casing by it. The only thing there that isn't soaked in blood is the note I am holding that reads, "Dickbutt" My family would be like, "wtf man"[/QUOTE] wtf?lol Where did Dickbutt come from?

Suicide when I know that I won't live for much longer. I can't stand the thought of dying in my sleep or letting someone else kill me.

[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;17559185]wtf?lol Where did Dickbutt come from?[/QUOTE] I wrote it

In my sleep, Just magically, So idon't feel it.

Dickbutt mang [img]http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQc-j6q8SpMmrYsfNlp9ot2wAAAAoClLtYmY-ifIZAA4pRNlk1[/img] I want to die of old age.

[QUOTE=IhateValve;17559226]I wrote it[/QUOTE] OOh

Impaling Mecha Marx through the heart with the American flag, causing his generator of evil leftist ideology to detonate destroying everything in the three mile radius, and freeing the world from Communism once and for all. Or old age.

In a natural manner, and without much pain beforehand. I'd prefer to not die by someone else's hand, and suicide is just stupid and out of the question.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;17559373]Impaling Mecha Marx through the heart with the American flag, causing his generator of evil leftist ideology to detonate destroying everything in the three mile radius, and freeing the world from Communism once and for all. Or old age.[/QUOTE] I want to die destroying Capitalists as Mecha Marx.

Happy

A hero/martyr

[QUOTE=DPennington;17559394]I want to die destroying Capitalists as Mecha Marx.[/QUOTE] Well then good sir. Prepare to be speared.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;17559589]Well then good sir. Prepare to be speared.[/QUOTE] Bring it on Captain Capitalist.

Okay, this is what is going to happen. Russia will go all Soviet Union on us again but this time with Soviet Nazis, so I would go to Russia and kill me some Red Nazis. Then the U.S. Government would notice how many Red Nazis I'm killing and offer to enlist me into a program where I am turned into a shark with lazer beam eyes and when I die the equivilent of 10 nukes goes off. They ship me to Soviet Naizi Russia and I start cutting Soviet Nazis with my lazer eyes and then finaly they capture me and kill me, my last words are "RAAAAAAUGH!" (BECAUSE I'M A FRICKING SHARK!) And they kill me and I blow up and they all die and the world is at peace. THAT'S how I want to die.

[QUOTE=Mister B;17559765]Okay, this is what is going to happen. Russia will go all Soviet Union on us again but this time with Soviet Nazis, so I would go to Russia and kill me some Red Nazis. Then the U.S. Government would notice how many Red Nazis I'm killing and offer to enlist me into a program where I am turned into a shark with lazer beam eyes and when I die the equivilent of 10 nukes goes off. They ship me to Soviet Nii Russia and I start cutting Soviet Nazis with my lazer eyes and then finaly they capture me and kill me, my last words are "RAAAAAAUGH!" (BECAUSE I'M A FRICKING SHARK!) And they kill me and I blow up and they all die and the world isat peace. THAT'S how I want to die.[/QUOTE] :fappery: Amazing :D

[QUOTE=DPennington;17559616]Bring it on Captain Capitalist.[/QUOTE] I'm the one with the green lightsaber, you get to be red. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBVbPgNyDaM[/media]