Give the above user some instant karma. - General

You must come up with some consequences for the above user's wrongful action then post your own immoral idea. I'll tear the barn up with a minigun.

You then walk into the barn, and discover that you just murdered a bunch of poor amish people who were in there fixing it up. :frown: I just stole a candy from a small child and ate it in front of him.

You are reborn as an amish who builds barns from dawn til dusk. I urinated on my neighbours precious Petunias. edit Damn you, ninja! HAVE AT THEE!

Your piss somehow mutated the petunias into sentient men-eating plant people, their first target is you. I pushed someone i despise down the stairs.

You'll get sued to hell and then some. I threw a molotov cocktail at a open diner.

You end up killing five people and you are arrested. I wanna fight the FP mods and become a gold member.

You get swiftly permabanned by Postal. I start a shitty chainmail

Your mother dies a week later because you never actually forwarded the email. I drove 41 in a 40 zone.

You get pulled over and receive a speeding ticket. I stuff a dynamite in a cow's ass and light the fuse.

[QUOTE=Nerokhan;52480436]You get pulled over and receive a speeding ticket. I stuff a dynamite in a cow's ass and light the fuse.[/QUOTE] After it blows up, several cow bone shards fly at you at high speed and pierce most if not all of your major organs, killing you instantly. I trip and fall on an ant.

It was a fire ant and now you are being bitten by the rest of the colony that was nearby I mess with traffic using the old invisible rope prank

[QUOTE=jnkns;52480479]The police are called in and you are arrested. I download a song illegally.[/QUOTE] It was a virus, your computer now endlessly repeats the "You wouldn't steal a car" piracy video. I don't use my turning signals for a day.

Your car will randomly invert the steering wheel's corresponding directions, and pedals will swap functions every so often. I nicked a pint glass from an outside table next to a pub when walking home once.

You get your ass kicked by the pub owner. I steal a Candy bar from the store.

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;52481053]You get your ass kicked by the pub owner. I steal a Candy bar from the store.[/QUOTE] Upon finishing it you feel ill. Turns out it was rancid(for whatever reason you ravenously devoured it like some kind of a ghoul without noticing)and your ticket to a 'fun' filled day of puking, diarrhea and light hallucinations. I walked out of a store without correcting the clerk for giving me change for $20 when I gave a $5.

You get banned from said store the next day. I drove a heavily armed tank to work.

You have to pay for all the damage done on the way from home, your tank is seized and your licence revoked for life. I tried pineapple on pizza yesterday

turns out the pineapple pizza was infected with malaria, you're dead I poured Cola in a Pepsi glass

Some prick snatches the glass from you and drank all of the Cola in front of you. I donated some stolen toys to a thrift store.

The toys are old and lead-lined -- there are deaths. I teach a man to fish.

The man pays your kindness in giving you a fish... however unbeknownst to you both its fatally poisonous to the touch. I give the above and below user a fish

For your kind actions you are rewarded positive karma in the form of that man winning the lottery and giving you fish for life. I blow all the money from the lottery winnings on fish and drugs.

The cops follow the drug trail and arrest you and your fish for drug possession. I throw a rock at a strange, creepy city in the middle of ocean.

[QUOTE=Nerokhan;52483551]The cops follow the drug trail and arrest you and your fish for drug possession. I throw a rock at a strange, creepy city in the middle of ocean.[/QUOTE] It lands within a circle of stones and a Korok appears. Yahaha! I fail to catch a reference to a particular Lovecraft story.

You end up getting shit talked by everyone for not getting it. I posted every bannable meme in LMAO pics.

Postal personally comes over to your house and bans you from existence. I drop dead and become a ghost.

An exorcist banishes you from the mortal plane. I fight a customer for a bucket of boneless chicken.

That customer kicked your nut I went berserk,injuring everyone in my path

You are shot and wounded by a police officer, then arrested. I bought all of the Train Simulator games and the DLC!

A train conductor uses a steam search engine to find someone who owns all train sim products. Having found you, he decides to find you and torture you to death for your account. It's cheaper, after all. I flirt with the large girls