Do a joke about the country the user above you comes from
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Well, that's it...
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
[sp]He pasta way.[/sp]
Mika and Peppe hadn't seen each other for ages, so they decided to get together for "one" beer. At the end of the first pint Peppe says
"How have you been?" Mika just grunts in reply.
At the end of the second pint Peppe asks
"So how's your family?" Again, Mika just grunts in reply.
After three pints Peppe asks
"How's work going?" Mika turns and shouts
"Perkele! Did we come here to talk or drink?!"
:snip:
Shit, skip me
I'm sorry lad, I can't do it.
I'm also sorry for this bad joke.
Your mom has taken more men than all the landmines in vietnam.
You know i can mount on your mother like I do with an IKEA forniture?
Leaning tower of pizza
What do you call a brit in the end stages of a world cup?
A referee.
What are the beautiful women in Sweden called?
Tourists.
Your mother is a whore.
How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
[sp]Five, one to hold the bulb and four to drink enough vodka for the room to start spinning.[/sp]
Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Free, American and the home of fast food. A true beacon of liberty.
I can't make a joke about Irishmen since they are already jokes themselves
You are an alien! You don't live anywhere in this world!
i like italians
as salaam alaikum!
The country itself is a joke, sure spain might be poorer, but we have health care.
Capitalism is a joke.
Anyways:
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks one language? American.
Why do all Spaniards pronounce 'Z' as 'th'?
Because the French kicked them in the teeth too hard during the Peninsular War.
[QUOTE=F T;48902010]Why do all Spaniards pronounce 'Z' as 'th'?
Because the French kicked them in the teeth too hard during the Peninsular War.[/QUOTE]
9/11 Americans will get this joke.
For freedom and library.
Finland is... Gay! haha owned
USA: a country where people believe the moon landing is fake, but wrestling is real.
How's Erdoğan treating you guys?
Well it's January the third and I must admit I have not yet seen a Bulgarian. But in all fairness, I have only been in Bulgaria for three days.
Did you know people from New York are some of the fastest readers in the world?
They can go through 30 stories in a minute!
[sp]I'm sorry[/sp]
You're the hat of America
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