Behold.
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She's away in Spain for two weeks, when she gets back, it will be spectacular. :X
ITT: Ways to cock-block yourself.
[QUOTE=redking;16901343]ITT: Ways to cock-block yourself.[/QUOTE]
It's been two years, you don't think I'm regularly cock-blocked already purely for being near her?
In before 'i don't have a girlfriend'
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or a hand joke
When i did have a girlfriend though, i used to pick my nose and wipe it on her when she wasn't looking.
That used to really piss her off if she ever caught me. Her words said no no.
But her eyes said yes yes.
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16901425]When i did have a girlfriend though, i used to pick my nose and wipe it on her when she wasn't looking.
That used to really piss her off if she ever caught me. Her words said no no.
But her eyes said yes yes.[/QUOTE]
Thats fucking sick dude wtf?
[QUOTE=kiezoell;16901455]Thats fucking sick dude wtf?[/QUOTE]
I thought it was hilarious. Not that I would do that.
I know I did something...
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Well, I never did text her enough. I suspect that's part of the reason why she broke up with me. HAH
[QUOTE=dcalde78V2;16902612]Protip:
Don't annoy them.[/QUOTE]
Friendly teasing is fine though.
[QUOTE=Van-man;16902825]Friendly teasing is fine though.[/QUOTE]
And wiping bogies on them.
After two years she learned to love it.
well let's see.
Steal her cover
Hide her pillows and fall asleep
roll around and fall asleep after sex
fake orgasms (cause I wanted to go to sleep)
Not water her flowers when she was away
text her parents dirty texts
text her friends dirty texts from her phone
use her toothbrush
get her to drink way more than she could handle and then watch her try to walk home
...meh I'll come up with more in a while.
I also used to pick up her open books and remember what page she was on and then close them and pretend that I didn't know what page she was on.
I tap on things. The table, floor, desk, chair, her head....
Pisses her off, but it's stuff i've always done.
I can't keep my hands still!
I also emit loud noises, not dissimilar to animal calls randomly.
Also, i will randomly spew a fragment of a sentence, only to counter it with "Nevermind".
Letting my beard grow out for a week pisses her off, but that's because i hate shaving.
Looking back, i'm a dick.
However, 3 years and going strong ;)
[QUOTE=Van-man;16902825]Friendly teasing is fine though.[/QUOTE]
The occasional joking annoyance is fine - too much and she won't like it.
When she calls, I keep saying "wait-" and then just sit there for like 2 minutes.
Then on a date, when she turns around I'll switch our food and see if she notices.
Tickle her when she's not expecting (and not seeing me), it's funny how she jumps :3:
Ha Ha, that's a good one. It's funny when you see your spouse/girlfriend at say...the mall alone. You walk up and say something only YOU would say and see if they are like "RAPE!"
[QUOTE=dcalde78V2;16903067]The occasional joking annoyance is fine - too much and she won't like it.[/QUOTE]
You're hardly qualified to give advice about this kind of thing.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16901389]or a hand joke[/QUOTE]
It would be simply unpleasant
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OMG a 2007'er...
were not worthy :bow:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16903407]You're hardly qualified to give advice about this kind of thing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, well, I'm surprised I can give 1/4 decent advice.
tie her up and pretend shes a woman I've never met and am trying to rape
she thinks RP is weird
how many people on FP actually have a spouse?
[QUOTE=MisterQuiggles;16903523]how many people on FP actually have a spouse?[/QUOTE]
She warming herself up in the microwave before our next session.
her: are you even listening to me?
me:...what?
her: for fuck sake you never listen to me
I spend 5 minutes convincing her I do listen(by when I forget what she said)
her: okay, what did I say?
me:...fuck thats not fair you tricked me!
Act as if we're going to get freaky and whisper "Purity" in her ear, inside joke; reference from the movie Teeth. She does the same to me. Pisses each of us off. :v:
put fake spiders under her pillow, EVERYTIME it gets her. hah.
I usually say to my boyfriend "guess what" and he'll say "hmmm??" and I'll say "nevermind I'll tell you later" andhe gets annoyed with me. I don't always do it on purpose though, I usualyy re think what I'm gonna tell him and think it's inappropriate for time and place. And when I tell him that he gets even more annoyed which actually is pretty funny.
I also go in to kiss him but at the last minute I stick my tongue out and lick one side of his face.
When he has bare feet, I'll grab his foot and scrap my nails down it to tickle his foot, he hates that but I love doing it because it annoys the crap out of him. Then I regret doing the licking and tickling coz he's stronger than me and can pin me down and lick all over me and tickle me any where and everywhere because just about my whole body is ticklish except for my feet. It's great lol
[QUOTE=Seventy Two;16906909]her: are you even listening to me?
me:...what?
her: for fuck sake you never listen to me
I spend 5 minutes convincing her I do listen(by when I forget what she said)
her: okay, what did I say?
me:...fuck thats not fair you tricked me![/QUOTE]
Too true.
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