• What do you want your funeral to be like?
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So today I was at a funeral, and I started thinking about mine. I'd want everyone to wear those classic hawaii shirts, and flower necklaces. I'd have party music, a hologram of me walking around the room. Also a dude with a grim reaper costume standing in the back, not saying anything. What about you facepunch?
i'm already dead though
There needs to be heavy rain, if that's not an option there must be a rain machine on the site.
[video=youtube;9pPQnhhUqtU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU&feature=kp[/video]
I want a fucking hardcore dubstep drop as a get lowered into the grave, it would piss off my parents, and it would make my friends smile.
I want to be buried in a plywood box and have everyone drinking, laughing, smoking and telling stories. Like a good irish funeral should be.
What's with these death related threads as of lately?
I wanna have this song played [video=youtube;OKlNdzpICW0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKlNdzpICW0[/video]
I hope they play Darude Sandstorm
If there's not a 21 gun salute with tanks rolling by and a live fireworks show, it's not my funeral.
this version [video=youtube;ZunTLndtJtw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunTLndtJtw#t=363[/video] starts at 5:54
in the unlikely event that i do die, i want a longship in addition to my earthly remains, it shall be loaded with my favorite set of amplifier heads and cabinets, and my five best guitars then it will be pushed out to the sea and set ablaze with flamethrowers while this plays [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjUIP2ugG4[/media]
I want a slideshow over my casket of different Fast Threads and their posts.
Cremation and spreading the ashes somewhere. And good food for those attending.
Viking funeral I'm talking about a blazing pyre of me and my possessions on a long boat going out to sea as the sun sets yeahhh
I never die
All I want is a violin cover of All Star by Smash Mouth to be played
[QUOTE=Y'all.;45412327]All I want is a violin cover of All Star by Smash Mouth to be played[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;FCRKVgTOXOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRKVgTOXOs[/video]
I want this to be played [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KOEMJKdEI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KOEMJKdEI[/URL]
-snip fuck editing on a phone-
It needs to be pouring rain and I need to be put iut in the water in a boat and shot with flaming arrows and Rachmaninoff needs to be playing.
I want my funeral to be happy. I want people to not mourn but be happy of the times that I've been around. No funeral should be a mourning session and depressing. [editline]16th July 2014[/editline] I want my funeral to be happy so that's dumb? Care to explain.
I want my body to be used as a puppet in an elaborate song-and-dance routine.
I want my dead body sit next my friends by table. And everyone is happy, drinking eating, and having a laughter. I dont want bring sadness.
Only one thing needs to be played at my funeral. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw[/media]
I want it to be a twelve-hour ceremony wherein my executor snips all my posts while everyone else has a good time.
Remember in the movie 300 when Xerxes is persuading that hunchbacked guy to betray the spartans and they're in that orgy tent full of beautiful naked women and hideous freaks all pounding each others orifices like animals? Well, I want to be cremated.
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