"CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR SOCKS PLEASE CAN I PLEASE EAT THIS PILLOW oh are you trying to masturbate? LET ME LAY NEXT TO YOU "
[B]"OPEN THE DOOR"[/B]
Only pet I had was a fucking lobster
Not even kidding. I used to fed him seafood salad
Mom threw it away when it changed it's shell, she was disgusted to no end.
What it could've said. Heh. Something like 'I'll fucking chop your fingers let me out of here'
Something along the lines of "GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME FOOD GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME FOOD"
"Stop petting me every second fuckface."
Oh are you reading a book? let me sit on it for you
"Hey, hey, can I try that? Hey, this is pretty good! You shouldn't eat so much, human. Why don't you give the rest to me?"
"Socks! I got sooooocks! Where are my kittens? Soooooocks."
[QUOTE=Desuh;39247626]"Stop petting me every second fuckface."[/QUOTE]
That's better than a cat who starts pawing your whatever-he-can-reach to get you to pet him.
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