• Favorite Bad Taste Jokes
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Basically, post you favorite bad taste jokes in here. I'll get this started off: Raoul Moat walks into a bar. No idea what happens next, I'm frantically clambering out of the fucking toilet window. I've been trying to open the Princess Diana memorial website but it just keeps crashing. Women's genitals are not a "Phenomenon". They're just "For nommin' on". The wife just gave me a massive bollocking for throwing a snowball at our son. To top it off, I've been banned from the maternity ward.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? [b]At the bottom[/b]
Did I ever tell you about the wife who got out of the kitchen? Exactly.
Wait, wasn't there a thread identical to this a week ago?
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? [sp]A baby in 5 dumpsters.[/sp] :v:
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the others a watermelon.
whats black on top and white on the bottom rape
Two cannibals are eating a clown. The first one says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
Why do comedians drink water during their stand-up? So their humor doesn't get dry.
[QUOTE=slippp22;26767061]whats black on top and white on the bottom rape[/QUOTE] what's white on top and black on the bottom society
So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
What do Pearl Harbor and a recently deflowered virgin have in common? [sp]They've both got cockpits full of bloody seamen[/sp] hurr
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ♪ Here they are all standing in a row ♪ Big ones small ones some as big as your head ♪ Give the a twist; a flick of the wrist ♪ Guess what the showman said? [sp]your coconuts are disqualified[/sp]
Whats the worst part of eating out a bald pussy? [sp] Putting the diaper back on [/sp]
9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
Yo momma's so fat she went to a restaurant, took a look at the menu and said "Ok"
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;26767767]Two cannibals are eating a clown. The first one says to the other, does this taste funny to you?[/QUOTE] Oh I get it, [i][b]bad taste.[/b][/i]
A man is having sex with his wife. All out of a sudden he stops going for a few seconds, then continues. The wife asks him "What the hell was that?". The man replies "This is a new huge hit in all porno films, it's called 'buffering'".
Yo momma is so nasty she pours saltwater down to her pussy to keep the crabs fresh :downswords:
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on
Why do gays like submarines? [sp] Because they're long, hard and full of seamen[/sp]
Your mamas so ugly, she made an onion cry! Your mamas so ugly, that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for the charge of mooning! Your mamas so fat, she takes up both sides of the family! Your mamas so ghetto, her tv is a etcha-sketch!
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