• Got a girl coming over tonight, What can i do?
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What can I do. To spice it up. :v: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not a Question Thread" - Gurant))[/highlight]
I sincerely doubt Facepunch can help you with this question
sexy time :D
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19059997]I sincerely doubt Facepunch can help you with this question[/QUOTE] I'm out of ideas, thought someone MIGHT help me :saddowns:
Show her your WoW stats, she'll love that.
Show her the size of your e-penis
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19059997]I sincerely doubt Facepunch can help you with this question[/QUOTE] Correction: With SERIOUS answers. For OP: You any good at cooking? :chef:
Wait, Shouldn't this be in Love & Advice? If Ofcourse, You two, are going to Have it.
If you are going to cook, make sure that you don't [b]burn her cooter[/b]
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19060051]Correction: With SERIOUS answers. For OP: You any good at cooking? :chef:[/QUOTE] Alright, I guess.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19060068]If you are going to cook, make sure that you don't [b]burn her cooter[/b][/QUOTE] I loled
I really think you should walk around naked, if she likes it that's awesome, if she mentions it in a negative way you can call her out for being non-tolerant to your own ways of life and she's a horrible person. That way you can have guilt-sex, it's awesome :teach: I mean really walking around naked is a win-win situation, I really can't see anything bad coming out of it.
Blow shit up.
[QUOTE=Adstheratz;19060065]Wait, Shouldn't this be in Love & Advice? If Ofcourse, You two, are going to Have it.[/QUOTE] Fast threads shall guide me to the ultimate success
Show her your kitchen , then say "This is where you'll be spending most of your time"
Make sure she doesn't see this thread.
Rape and record :pervert:
[QUOTE=Touhou;19060111]Show her your kitchen , then say "This is where you'll be spending most of your time"[/QUOTE] Then be brutally murdered by a high heel. -I'm gonna go get a movie, food & candles to set the mood- Thanks guys..
DL brokeback mountain and watch it with her
What's with all the Boxes?
make sexfuck
Watch The Strangers how is this funny
[QUOTE=Adstheratz;19060147]What's with all the Boxes?[/QUOTE] Yeah I mean, what's the deal with dumb boxes [i]anyways[/i]?
[QUOTE=Adstheratz;19060147]What's with all the Boxes?[/QUOTE] Extra boxes for my body parts if something goes wrong.
[QUOTE=Price_;19060130]Then be brutally murdered by a high heal. -I'm gonna go get a movie, food & candles to set the mood- Thanks guys..[/QUOTE] :eng101: [b]heel[/b] Good luck!
Sex her up.
get her drunk and put it in her pooper
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19060208]:eng101: [b]heel[/b] Good luck![/QUOTE] I just noticed it :smithicide:
Take her on a tour of your house. lead her to your parents room, lock the door, shut the windows and flick the lights on and off. While she's having a fit, stick it in her pooper.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19060220]get her drunk and put it in her pooper[/QUOTE] [img]http://cdnec.livevideo.com/image/97/714297/1043830_pm.jpg[/img]
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