This was thought of by a friend of mine.
Basically, someone start a sentence with fortunately or unfortunately and the other person must create a sentence of relevance with the opposite of words the previous guy used.
For example:
A: Unfortunately, he fell out of an airplane.
B: Fortunately, there was a haystack where he landed!
C: Unfortunately, the haystack had a pitchfork in it.
D: Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork!
E: Unfortunately, he also missed the haystack…
So, let’s get started.
Fortunately, Bob had money.
Unfortunately it was monopoly money.
Fortunately he was playing monopoly.
Unfortunately, he was losing.
Fortunately, he'd already won 2 out of 3.
Unfortunately, every time someone loses, they get punched in the face.
Fortunately, the winner was dead drunk and missed.
Unfortunately, all the beer was gone.
Fortunaly, he kept on faking it
Fortunately, they had weed!
Unfortunately, the cops caught them with it.
Fortunately, even the officer gets in trouble.
unfortunately, they did too.
Fortunately, the cop handcuffed himself first and they got away and the cop was unable to identify them
-snip-
Got ninja'd.
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Unfortunately they bumped into another cop and got arrested again.
Unfortunately, They drove off a cliff trying to escape.
Fortunately for them, IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Unfortunately, they woke up in the middle of a bombing.
Fortunately their houses were spared.
Unfortunately they themselves were not spared. Only their houses.
Fortunately, they had a quick death
Unfortunaley, they were Hindu.
-snip
[QUOTE=Gurant;18312166]Unfortunately, they were Hindu.[/QUOTE]
Fortunately, the Hindu religion was wrong. The Greeks were right. Have a fun time with the gods!
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18312179]Fortunately, the Hindu religion was wrong. The Greeks were right. Have a fun time with the gods![/QUOTE]
Unfortunately (for the gods, and everyone's sanity), it was actually an elaborate computer simulation, and only one of them woke up in his goo pod.
Fortunately, he was The One.
Unfortunatly, this was in reference to his sub standard number of testicals.
Fortunately, they were dicks.
Unfortunately, they litteraly were dicks.
Fortunately, they could now pleasure women with their whole body
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