The above avatar is a prophet who founds a new religion, describe it in a sentence or two
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Really sweet tricks
Lots of cheap beer
Tasty fish
Yiffing for the yiff god
the official garment is torn denim jeans
You pray by dancing around
You must be a cute animu gurl
mdma for all
service every night in da club
you pray by smiling
you must have large eyebrows
you pray by groovy moving
it's forbidden to be chubby, everyone has to look like a skeleton
Only microsoft paint.
Snakes to rule them all.
The church of Sanic
Only the loudest and fastest praying counts
"The Binding of Kratos - We kill every other god with our tears!"
"The Mr. Bones Cultist Club - Eternal membership - Cannot leave."
Plants need to be involved in breeding.
Only one button necessary.
You must progress as fast as possible.
Every full moon, the cultists gather around a large bonfire and dance in cheap skeleton-themed Halloween costumes, and then end the ceremony by sacrificing nubile therapists in order to appease the great Skeleton God.
Glorious communist religion, from each according to their faith, to each according to their doubt
Every day you must consume the body (bear meat) and blood (vodka) of Lenin.
You must teleport bread for three days straight.
Where you must communicate by pointing "hand" guns at eachother.
Official Garb is cute Japanese clothing
Priests are scantily clothed female nurses and doctors
Glory and honour for those using AC
DC users can go fuck themselves
oh and fuck transformers
Consists of worshiping cabbages and shitposting about cabbages on various forums.
The messiah is a canister of propane.
Worshippers dress like Hank Hill and say things from the show
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fuck
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they worship ghost rider, okay
Get high.
Every single day.
Everyone has to pray before stalking their meal
I knew red lobster would take their plans of world domination in act.
Everyone must praise the lobster. A human sacrifice will be necessary each day.
The human race is now dedicated to [del]shitpos-[/del] Making Quality Posts on internet forums 24/7.
Didn't Lovecraft do something along those lines anyway?
yes yes he did
All I'm seeing is bright colours.
success
Everything must be wireframed.
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