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(Who)
(Why)
Old history dude
Dude once caught a person sleeping across the room so he grabbed a bottle of projector cleaner and got him with it from across the room and shouted "NO SCOPED!"
your mom
taught me everything about the female body
Ms. Chernoff, math and science teacher
I love seeing her rage at people who do not follow her instructions.
Gym teacher. I basically didn't have to take his class. He gave me an A and I got to go play tennis with the tennis class instead. And the best part was? Not only did I pick up a new fun sport, but my boyfriend plays tennis. :)
Either my 6th grade homeroom teacher or 8th grade history studies teacher. For the most part, I get along really well with guy history teachers, but I am pretty close with most of my teachers, well not this year, but that might just be because I haven't had enough time yet.
A substitute teacher I had several times.
He was this old white-haired dude who basically just threw out the teacher's lesson plan and told us stories about when he was younger. Like how he worked for a funeral home, and would transport corpses in a hearse, and how he spent the night working there one time while watching a zombie movie on TV called "The Dead Don't Die" and he got all worried about the dead guys sitting in the back rooms. The way he told it actually made it sound like a scary story.
He never did tell us his name though. I'm pretty sure he made it a point not to.
Best teacher ever.
My year 6 teacher.
He was a soccer fanatic so instead of doing work in class, we'd go down to the playground and have soccer competitions.
THEN we had a Canadian substitute when Mr.Robbo broke his ankle.
Man he was hot. And I'm a girl so it's OK.
And he played soccer for the under 21's Canadian team.
I can't decide who's better.
Mr Armstrong.
Let me call him Garth, his first name, he liked playing Doom and let me log into his account so it would work, Everytime i saw him id say "Yeah Mr Armstrong" and he would reply with "Yeah Dave"
God, if all my teachers were like him id like school.
Well there was Laura.
She would confiscate any cell phones she suspected were in use during her class. If anyone gave her any bullshit she would send them out. She got cancer and died about six months ago.
Also
Brian
He is a genius and he also doesn't take bullshit. He is helping me refine my Algebra skills to be more useful.
A substitute teacher in 5th grade. He would always tell us stories of a previous student of his that ate fucking paper all the time.
Our current history teacher
He doesn't even care if you listen or not, and he would still give you a high grade. You could eat, sleep basically anything and he wouldn't care.
Computer class dude.
First thing he told us about the Internet was "The Internet is for porn."
Microeconomics teacher, no doubt. Guy is doctor of economics, with 2 master degrees in environmental economics and sustainable development, has worked with the government several times and still behaves and teaches his class like he was 20.
Every example he uses either involves alcohol, getting drunk, getting high, and the like. Tough class, it's really fun though.
My old ICT teacher, during the holidays he would play Half life in the ICT labs with all the technicians. So did my old DT teacher but he complained that he kept on getting kicked from servers because he sucked.
Hah it has to be this one old mathematics teacher, his voice was like 13year olds and when there was nothing else to do he suggested (with his high pitched voice) if we wanted to play a "Number game!"
it was hilarious.
My grade 10 science teacher, Kathy Gullacher. She even taught me how to drive, on her own time.
My highschool history teacher:
- When he opened the door from his stockroom to the class, there was a sheet of paper stuck to the inside that said 'kindergarten'.
- When I came into class after having some spare time and eating doritos with friends, he said 'Yes I saw you, under my classroom, eating your doritos. Were they nice?'
- We were discussing the fall of the VOC, one of the causes being corruption in the staff. He then said 'You know, sometimes I lie in bed and ask myself why I didn't become a cocaine smuggler'. He then proceded to teach us his methods of doing so (such as tying a strip of the stuff around one of the ship chimneys).
- He tried to clean the board but it kept moving up when he got near it. So he walked around the class, told us to be quiet, started sneaking towards the board and cleaned it with furious enthusiasm and a loud 'YAAAAAH I GOT YOU NOW!'.
A level maths teacher. Never before nor after have I met a teacher with the enthusiasm he had for his subject. He wrote so fast on the interactive whiteboards that they couldn't keep up with him. :v:
Probably my IT teacher in Secondary School
he didn't give a fuck
"okay do this" and then he'd browse Ebay for the REST OF THE DAY without caring
Definitely my old sociology teacher. Mostly because he told us hilarious stories, and would go out in to the hallway and grab random students to be a part of his skits/spheals.
middle school science/algebra teacher
once i fell asleep in the middle of class and woke up a little while later with a wall of wind up toys directly in front of my face. (teacher collected them)
also, my latin teacher from 10th grade, but i was only in his class for maybe a month. i didn't get to witness the full extent of his awesome. he has a facebook page dedicated to him.
"Adjectives are like regular turtles. Participles are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
My english teacher from year 7 to 10. He'd always talk about his wife and read books in a soul crushingly boring voice, yet he managed to be the most awesome and loveable teacher I've ever had.
On his last day, me and a friend made him a big cake. :3:
Our Religion teacher.
Man that guy is awesome.
He has a bike, he plays the guitar and he was on an unpopular rock band once. Can't believe he has time for Religion.
The internet is my coolest and best teacher.
My History teacher. One time there was a little bit of an argument between two girls, he just sat back and watched. When they got into a real fight and started clawing at each other, he let them calm down before actually slipping in to break it up.
In otherwords, he just stood aside and watched. :v:
So summing up, the best teachers are the ones who love their job and teach their classes with passion, yet not taking them too seriously.
Math teacher
20% of the school year in math was stories about his childhood and general dicking around. :buddy:
My Physics teacher.
He voices his opinion about the school board and doesn't use worksheets and textbooks that much. He also likes to swear.
Same with my history teacher. Except he uses worksheets but I don't care. The man loves history and gives us a lot of enthusiasm to do our work.
Highschool English teacher
He loves TF2 and Half-Life 2; and he told me he used to play HL1 during lunch inside the class
He also taught 1984 and Cuckoo Nest and said, "very much so like the Combine...", so I painted him a portrait of Breen for my art project :buddy:
Mr. Marcilio
He was about 6 feet tall, played football, straight up Italian, and was a history teacher.
Needless to say, he kicked ass.
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