Are you with me my brothers?
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na
On your own bud.
watch out for a little grey guy
about this tall
talks to himself a lot
Oh fuck it, why not?
I am Scotty, bearer of dolphin dildoes and wearer of party hats. I shall aid thee on your quest!
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;43338835]Oh fuck it, why not?
I am Scotty, bearer of dolphin dildoes and wearer of party hats. I shall aid thee on your quest![/QUOTE]
You are welcome upon my quest.
From a scale of Casper to Lucifer, how cursed is the ring?
I will come on one request, we hire a wizard.
Once we have enough companions, we shall meet at the Drunken Rusty Inn, down at Oysterpunch Bay.
[editline]29th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Damian0358;43338859]From a scale of Casper to Lucifer, how cursed is the ring?[/QUOTE]
It contains the souls of That Cat victims.
You're looking for protection?
Okay, so what kind of opposition are we looking at here? I'm not giving you a quote until I know what kind of heads I'm supposed to lop off.
I shall join ye on thy quest under the condition that we return before 9PM, or my parents will ground me.
Why not just rent some of those flying eagles and save your self two whole books?
Honestly I just reccomend getting a giant eagle to fly you there or have a long haired girlish boy with godly marksmanship shoot it into the volcano.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;43338869]It contains the souls of That Cat victims.[/QUOTE]
By Perun's beard, that is a cursed ring alright.
You have my axe. May the Slavic gods watch over us.
Are you all aware of what hardships await you on your quest?
Give the ring to me, and I will lead us to greatness.
I, Shandalf the Neon will give you things to do and stuff.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;43338869]
It contains the souls of That Cat victims.[/QUOTE]
Right. Revising down my fee for this job - helping with freeing those poor bastards will be my good deed for the year - but I'm upping my survival deposit. I've got dependents, dammit and I want those mouths fed. A lot of really unpleasant folks would want that PPE dude - just for one thing, it would give enough power for Dain to re-manifest itself on this plane of existence - and we all remember how nasty that was. You're gonna have a lot of folks going for you.
Speaking of dependents...
Anna! Get out the Glitter Boy! Yes, you heard me right! It's going to be one of [i]those[/i] jobs.
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