Simple game.
[code] User 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User 2: Because he wanted to. What is the difference between a baby and a knife rack?
User 3: Nothing. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
ect.
Go on.[/code]
You do not have to make the punchline funny. The joke can be about anything.
Lets start.
What do cows do for entertainment?
Watch a MOO-vie. Why did Hitler shoot himself?
[QUOTE=Sentinel Shadow;24577126]Watch a MOO-vie. Why did Hitler shoot himself?[/QUOTE]
Because he saw the gas bill.
:rimshot:
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never really on your side.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
Dogshit.
what's in your toilet and talks?
A mac.
How many fingers did I have up your mother last night?
-snip-
That was my Dad.
How funny can you make this?
BTWSINISLATE
Not very.
Women's
-Sniped-
Snip
How many pubic hairs does a monkey have?
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;24578128]Snip
How many pubic hairs does a monkey have?[/QUOTE]
Who cares? They're all mine now.
What is the price of a $10 webcam?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24578153]Who cares? They're all mine now.
What is the price of a $10 webcam?[/QUOTE]
Nothing if you're from Liverpool.
A man walks into a bar...
and gets knocked out
What is Garry's favorite activity?
[QUOTE=alextrooper;24578318]and gets knocked out
What is Garry's favorite activity?[/QUOTE]
Slapping people in the face with a ban hammer.
How do you trap a Jew in a paradox?
put a penny in it
I have nothing :/
Okay then
What if you dremt about dreaming and in that dream you were dreaming.
It'd be Inception
How do you bomb an ant hill?
You wait for Susan B. Anthony to come along.
What is the fourth flavor?
Semen.
What's the difference between Gordon Freeman and a peanut?
A peanut has no peanuts.
And God said to me...
"Peanuts has no peanuts? What the fuck?"
A man walks into a strip club...
And fucks bitches all night long
What did the finger say when it was up my ass
"I see other things [I]came[/I] in here too
Why Did the troll go to McDonalds,
To get a McDick.
I'm terrible at this.
to ask for a whopper
why did the fast threader make a hard to post in thread
[editline]11:45PM[/editline]
fuck ninja
[editline]11:45PM[/editline]
asshole
Because you don't make sense.
Why is Archy such a down syndrome child?
Because his brother is up :v:
Why did 'itsDivine' choose the spy as his avatar?
because he came out feet first
why did the mexican cross the road?
[editline]09:48PM[/editline]
ninja'd
Because he is a cake that is a spy.
to get to the uhaul
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