• OH FUCK moments
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Post your oh fuck moments. Mine was we were kicking over garbage cans on our bikes, and this old dude in a minivan almost runs us over, OH FUCK so we all split up, the old dude is on our asses, I followed one of my friends but i bunny hopped over a curb where the van couldn't get me, so i chilled in a bush and then into a park, and then an alley, i see my friend on the other side of the alley(there were like 6 of us) and apparently one of my friends had to jump over a fence with his bike. we are adrenaline junkie
That's really stupid kicking over bins..
My friend got extremely fucking drunk and started pissing off people in the year above us in our school, we managed to drag him away before he got himself killed, lucky, because later that night, the dude in the year above us smashed a bottle over another dude's head. Anyway, walking home and my drunk friend is acting pissy, the streets are empty when a car full of travelers drives by, blaring their horn at us. My friend turns around and screams "FUCK OFF!". As I said, the road was deserted at that time of night so the car screeches to a halt and starts reversing back and me and my friends were like "OH FUCK"
forgot keys at home,was stuck outside,had to take a piss,took a piss infront of my house,neighbours pulled in.
Family walks in on masturbating son. OH FUCK.
Walking around in the rain with a friend. He passes out and lands in a pile of dog shit. It's an "OH FUCK!" Moment, because i tripped over him and smacked my head off the trees nearby.
When I read this thread and I tripped on my headset wire when I was heading for the kitchen.
Get my books, start walking to class, forget something, "OH FUCK"
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