• Guess the original sentence from the BadTranslator result.
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Title says it all. Don't bother with TranslationParty, it's been broken since forever. [URL]http://ackuna.com/badtranslator[/URL] For best results max out translation count and set order to random. Here's the result from a sentence I put in. Good luck. [I]"But it could be."[/I]
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My guess is "Could it be?" Here's mine, ""I'm afraid of different analytical methods at the time, Gordon.""
Is this a Half-Life quote? "I'm afraid, analytical methods, and at the same time, Gordon." Mine: "The plane crashed, there is a patch!"
Oh, well, ok. No sentence, I suppose. Here's mine: "Dragon penis is nothing better in the world. Every day I Wake up, I thought it was the sun with its texture and shape. He is not perfect."
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47695834]Is this a Half-Life quote? "I'm afraid, analytical methods, and at the same time, Gordon." Mine: "The plane crashed, there is a patch!"[/QUOTE] "I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard analysis procedures today, Gordon."
[QUOTE=Lolkork;47696140]I have no idea, I think maybe something about a program crashing? "..." [URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34721652/Desktop Screenshots/lol.PNG"]The original sentence[/URL] for the non-clairvoyant. im not making this up[/QUOTE] Nope, it was "Crashing this plane, with no survivors!"
[QUOTE=Kalan Yamato;47696237]Here's mine: "Dragon penis is nothing better in the world. Every day I Wake up, I thought it was the sun with its texture and shape. He is not perfect."[/QUOTE] Dragon Dildos are the best thing ever, and every morning I stick it in me and feel every bit of it. It's perfection. Next. "It's a good day. 17 a good day, the name of the best team you selected."
Team BLU on Team Fortress Two is good day for 17 and up. "You know, what it means is that the number of hits? "
[QUOTE=NiceaGaming;47700451]Team BLU on Team Fortress Two is good day for 17 and up. "You know, what it means is that the number of hits? "[/QUOTE] "It's a one-hit KO!" "Woman libsin brothers, sisters, Welcome to open research. Astronaut, war hero, Olympus, we are here because we want to be, what could be better than this, if you're ready for University? "
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;47700489]"It's a one-hit KO!" "Woman libsin brothers, sisters, Welcome to open research. Astronaut, war hero, Olympus, we are here because we want to be, what could be better than this, if you're ready for University? "[/QUOTE] The original forr mine was "Did you know that this is a thread on Facepunch, and I'm posting this on it?". Also: Ladys and small brothers and sisters, welcome to outer space, astronaut! You're a war hero and hard worker, we are here because we can be, nothing is better than this! Are you ready for University?
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;47700489]"It's a one-hit KO!" "Woman libsin brothers, sisters, Welcome to open research. Astronaut, war hero, Olympus, we are here because we want to be, what could be better than this, if you're ready for University? "[/QUOTE] Sounds like one of Cave Johnson's quotes from the Science Spheres.
[I]"Here's your answer!"[/I] You will never guess what it originally was.
Original text: "this shit isn't funny when its bad on purpose" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Funny how this is a bad idea.
"Once the most remote places of the world, through PayPal, select the closed-form normal, very bad." Let's see if you can guess the original Edit: Original is a quote from Samurai Jack's intro: "Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil." I have no idea how "Aku" evolved into PayPal.
Once you have purchased through paypal, please close your browser? I have no idea hhaha. Heres mine: "I'm just an empty shell, broken nerves, bones, skin, and loss, we have to go back."
Used JJBA Part 4 Duwang Edition quote "You can't escape now! You super retard!" Got: "Now you can! Overall, I was terrible.!!!!"
[QUOTE=greeley;47701802]Heres mine: "I'm just an empty shell, broken nerves, bones, skin, and loss, we have to go back."[/QUOTE] “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” I suggest we put the original in spoiler text underneath, since the current way this thread is running is kind of flawed in that it's both super hard to guess and super awkward to squeeze in a response to confirm whether they were right or wrong, and once you say so it's really not all that funny anyway. Result: "Thor, you idiot." Original: [sp]"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."[/sp]
Result: "You're in the wedding of the project in despair, and I hope everyone else. " Original: [sp]"I should be working but this project is annoying and im hoping someone else will do it for me"[/sp]
Result: "What is absorbed." Original: [sp]garry sucks dicks[/sp] [sp] pls donut ban grary[/sp]
Where's the fun in guesses if the answer is right there? "I'm good, I'm hungry." [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] Hmm, I don't know how, but it kept this one relatively intact and made it borderline hilarious. "Dad adjusted his glasses, then hands, shoulders, arms, black hair. It is a CRT TV in the room, in the territory of the powers of the Russian Federation of the Federal government, by definition." [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] I know I'm derailing my own thread, but it's amazing how this turns mundane cold war spy fiction into cold war spy fiction that is anything but mundane. "Aaron, warning, x am I supposed to do? However, La Scala, Milan, Aaron, very good, some indication that the Cells experience in the field, I think, for ten minutes."
I'm sorry I really have no clue to any of the ones you've posted. [U]Result:[/U] [I]"Curse? The navy, the body, the dance class....... I am a scientist of the national center for organizations, al-Qaeda. Some deviations of up to 300 people."[/I] [U]Original:[/U] [sp][I]"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."[/I][/sp]
"I touch!"
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47714473]"I touch!"[/QUOTE] Clearly it was originally "corporate coffee futures in professional design future concept to have professional living and functional wanting to be independent and wealth generation for entertainment i have no function for communication and investment coffee futures at 23 percent investment i have to have corporate coffee futures in professional design" Need to start figuring out why this thing has an obsession with the Russian Federation and the British Empire. "1965EC East-West in the northern part of the colony jerithia between the high voltage of the Russian Federation fhirald the forces of the attention of the British Empire at the end of the campaign."
[QUOTE=certified;47714543]Clearly it was originally "corporate coffee futures in professional design future concept to have professional living and functional wanting to be independent and wealth generation for entertainment i have no function for communication and investment coffee futures at 23 percent investment i have to have corporate coffee futures in professional design" Need to start figuring out why this thing has an obsession with the Russian Federation and the British Empire. "1965EC East-West in the northern part of the colony jerithia between the high voltage of the Russian Federation fhirald the forces of the attention of the British Empire at the end of the campaign."[/QUOTE] That's actually not even close, it was "I am the one who knocks".
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