• ITT its world war 3 and we are all generals
    63 replies, posted
I move all my tanks towards Malaysia
You can't just move all your tanks to Malaysia. I mean like how many tanks do you have? 1? 10000? Are you coming from Thailand or some shit? How do you to expect to cross such large boundaries of water otherwise? Even after all your tanks are in Malaysia what are you going to do with them? There is no angle of attack on any other country so I guess you just wasted a bunch of supplies and resources moving tanks to a worthless position.
Cluster missile deployed
I facepalm when I realise how many absolute morons have just been made general. I flee to my bunker, and watch the nuclear missiles fly all over the place.
Nuke his tanks.
Great leaders resolve their conflicts with words you know.
Now I launch my nukes at my own country.
Arr maties, I am the general of the Somalian arrrrmy.
droppin' a few nukes
Using a trainer to spam Tanks.
Annexing Luxembourg. Fuck Luxembourg
Scud storm, technicals, scorpion tanks, and i send my jarmen kell to run into your base and shoot your guys. Then spam terrorists, and combat cycles. Then launch a suprise attack, and destroy your base from inside out! You are victorious general.
I launch my seaside fleet to defeat the Saharan army, arr.
I build a giant underground Cult, led by me where I train children from an early age to be suicidal war machines. They reach the age of 9 and are sent out, wearing Crysis-Nano-Suits and wielding with giant rifles. They attack all over the fucking place. I begin fucking more whores to produce more warriors. Oh, I also prime my Facepunch-Bomb.
Invade the Vatican. once we have seized control, convert the entire city into a giant fortress. the next step is to build a large mass driver in the city center, powered by 4 nuclear reactors. then use said mass driver to launch stuff into space all for one reason, because it's cool also you could use it to shoot down shit if you want to
Stupid freezing weather in Norway, my oil has frozen now im stuck in my death trap known as my tank, god damn General Winter.
[img]http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/DEFCON/Images/1-defcon_logo.jpg[/img] ?
[B]Meanwhile[/B] [img]http://bastard.crapopolis.net/images/52.gif[/img]
fuck
I invade poland. I invade france I bomb london's underpants.
I release documents vital to the upkeep of trust in the US government, and expose their war crimes etc.
nukes israel [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] not once, but twice!
I'm relieving you of your command, sirs.
[QUOTE=hamberglar;26600441]I'm relieving you of your command, sirs.[/QUOTE] I'm afraid you can't do that, I just annexed the rest of Italy. I own the world's supply of pizza and spaghetti now. Also I launched your car into orbit.
I must flee to Best Korea!
I am the very model of a modern major general.
Tactical pre-emptive strikes on Russia and China, hit the major military installations with small-yield nukes. Then move transport 200 tanks by sea and 50k marines to Hong Kong from Okinawa. Assist with F-35s and F-22s from the a carrier. Move north slowly from there, hold with reinforcements if possible.
I'd be dead because I'm a terrible leader.
[QUOTE=goon165;26600177][B]Meanwhile[/B] [img_thumb]http://bastard.crapopolis.net/images/52.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That game's shitty fucking devs don't even update it. I would never pay for it.
Well, everyone is a general, so everyone orders around but no one goes to fight. World peace
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