• In this thread we are all cats
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Man i'm fucking bored today: i think i'll just sit on my ass, lick my balls and sleep for about 10 hours until my owner gives me some food.
Done that already. I want cheeseburger tho
This thread is just begging to have furries start screwi-OH MY GOD TWINE! *Chases*
Some fucker de-clawed me
meow
Meow meow meow give me some fucking food meow
Meow meow open this fucking door so I can go out, then come back in meow meow
i just shit on the kitchen counter. think i'll leave it for those asshole people to clean up.
I will annoy my owner at 6am by purring in his face, sitting on him, poking him with my paws and generally being a twat until he gets up and feeds me.
Hey, hey guys, i just shat on my owners bed, its my little gift for hi, I hope he likes it, when he sees im gonna pull a :3: at him.
i left a rat on the porch, meow
i gave my owner a dead dirty smelly pigeon corpse but he wouldn't eat it :( any suggestions?
I am seeking the infinitesimally small space between the inside of the back door and the outside of the back door...
I just shitted on my owners face.
maow
Woof.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;23442752]I just shitted on my owners face.[/QUOTE] Got danggit bobeh
I got nudered!11!1!!!! :crying:
Wow look at these cats ripe for screwing
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Fucking meow cunt
My owner keeps calling me Mister Woogles. Goddamn, my name is Vladimir Brojestokz. I did have a good night singing to the neighbourhood though. It even got me a free shoe to chew on.
I'm gonna fuck up this ball of wool so bad
I need a fix, gimmie some of that cat nip.
meow, purrr meow purrrrr
shit guys! have you seen this wall?! I've been staring at it for hours!
'Sup?
[QUOTE=slayer20;23443467]'Sup?[/QUOTE] lol
sup
Hey guys I'm gonna walk in circles around my owner's computer until he gets pissed off ...meow
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