I swear I've seen a thread like this already with some hilarious stuff, but I just can't find it, so I'm bringing it back.
Self explanatory, funny stuff to write in bathroom stalls, or funny stuff you've seen written in bathroom stalls.
Ex. on the door "do you like tennis? look left" on the left wall: "look right" and on the right wall: "look left"
gogogo
"I need TP for my bunghole."
Last year I wrote this in a stall at my school:
Here I sit in stinky vapor.
The guy before me left no paper.
I'm late for class and cannot linger.
So look out, ass! Here comes my finger.
Smile for the camera
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Golden ratio.
[img]http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/emt669/student.folders/frietag.mark/homepage/goldenratio/image19.gif[/img]
"call 555-xxx 4 a gud tym ;)"
[on door] Table tennis! Look left!
[on left wall] Look right!
[on right wall] Look left!
'Don't look up here for jokes, there is one right in your hand'
Only really works for urinals.
Sometimes I would just write "Shut the fuck up" underneath what others wrote. Then the next day they will have replied to me.
Draw a line above the toilet/urinal.
Underneath it write "If you can piss this high you should be a fireman".
It's fun to write "DON'T MAKE GRAFFITI" and seeing what all people do to it. A few years ago I sparked an intellectual conversation about hypocrisy in modern society.
I am going to blow this place up at 2:00. I hope you fuckers burn.
Self-management is important in a free society, don't piss on the seats.
I just write lyrics from Katie Perry songs.
for a gud time call Shaniqua
Na-Fo-Fo Fi-Fi-Fo-Na
People like to put WWJD? (What Would Jesus Do?) I always put 'He wouldn't fucking vandalize public bathrooms.'
cut's a glory hole get's penis suckes or draw outline of it's maybe
[QUOTE=buddhamathis;33293962]cut's a glory hole get's penis suckes or draw outline of it's maybe[/QUOTE]
glory hole has a maybe?
whatg/
[QUOTE=buddhamathis;33293962]cut's a glory hole get's penis suckes or draw outline of it's maybe[/QUOTE]
I'm's not's good's at's english's
In a Community College bathroom someone wrote "Fuck Yale"
I'm usually too scared to write anything, so I write 'hi' or something of the sort.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;33290622]卐[/QUOTE]
God, one time I walked into a public bathroom that was next to the highway (those rest stops with fast food) and there was a stall I walked into that had swastikas and Nazi shit everywhere. I couldn't help but laugh like an idiot, taking a shit in a Nazi shrine, even with people walking in and out.
[QUOTE=credesniper;33290662]Golden ratio.
[img]http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/emt669/student.folders/frietag.mark/homepage/goldenratio/image19.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
*slowly leans forward and falls off the toilet seat*
One stall in my school has a big conversation about our school's south end ETCHED into the wall. It's something like;
"south end are fags"
"say that to there face pussy"
"^they're*"
And to be honest, fuck writing, go the extra mile and tape actual pictures of shit up. Haha oh fuck I want to do this now.
[b]FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL SHANIQUA
NA FO FO - FO FO NA FO[/b]
[editline]15th November 2011[/editline]
"Sofia Lamb is watching."
Next to a urinal it said "Stare at his penis"
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/graffiti.png[/img]
[editline]15th November 2011[/editline]
[IMG]http://www.funnygrins.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Scotty_Beam_up_bathroom_stall.jpg[/IMG]
I once found a joke written on one, years ago
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?"
[sp]"There's twenty of them."[/sp]
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