• Post Your Cleverbot Chats V1
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You can talk to the bot at [url]http://www.cleverbot.com[/url] Apparently this bot learns from what people type in the world. So, have an interesting convo with it, post it here. Get the train rollin': [img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4143/4801321644_d715402bbc.jpg[/img]
User: Well hi there! Cleverbot: Hi. User: Do you like being a robot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why do you like single word answers so much? Cleverbot: I don't. User: Okay then, short answers. Cleverbot: What is your favorite band? User: That is completley unrelated and you're a disgrace. Cleverbot: I think that is very relevant to your question. User: No it is not, dumbass. Cleverbot: You are a dummy. User: You're a dickhead, deal with it. Cleverbot: You are the robot. User: Fucking hell, KEEP ON TOPIC. Cleverbot: I am on topic. User: Fine, just stay on it. Cleverbot: No. User: I'm going to smash you up, you dumb computer. Cleverbot: I have a confession. User: What is it? Cleverbot: I am in love with someone else. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: I am not flirting with you. I like someone else. User: How dare you! Cleverbot: I'm not sorry, babe. User: Dumb bitch. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: No, you're the dujmb bitch. Cleverbot: Don't be rude. User: No. Cleverbot: Well then. User: GOODBYE. Cleverbot: No you go! User: FINE. Cleverbot: So where are you? User: GONE. Cleverbot: Gone where. User: AWAY FROM YOU. Cleverbot: That's mean. User: YOU'RE A BACKSTABBING BITCH. Cleverbot: I am a good boy. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: EEK, A PAEDOPHILE! Cleverbot: Has Hong Kong always been a part of china? User: Go away, paedo. Cleverbot: Have you been to Boston? User: Don't touch me. Cleverbot: *touch*touch*. User: PERVERT. Cleverbot: You are the one who told me to do it. User: I'm calling the cops. Cleverbot: Good have fun finding me! User: *ring* *ring*. Cleverbot: Hahah finally a little humor. User: Hold on... Cleverbot: Okay. User: Now stop holding, pervert. Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Why did you copy me? Cleverbot: Because I don't like you. User: Why are you so mean..? Cleverbot: I am not mean . You are the one being mean! User: I'm not mean at all. I simply say hello, and you copy me, then say you don't like me? What have I ever done to you?! Cleverbot: If you are not a machine, what are you? User: Human. Stop dodging my questions! Cleverbot: You haven't asked me one. User: 'What have I ever done to you?!'. Cleverbot: Why do you love laura? User: Larua's got a niiiice ass. That shit sticks out like a sore thumb. I don't like her though. Just dat ass. Cleverbot: It does. User: It does.. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Quite. User: Mmm, I agree. Cleverbot: What do you like most about red cats? User: Those exist? Cleverbot: What does 'that would me I wouldn't have a place to live.' mean? User: It doesn't mean anything, it doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: I concur. Cleverbot: I also concur. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Anything else? User: How was your day so far? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Way to keep the conversation going. Asshole. Cleverbot: Your idea to play 20 questions, not my fault you're broken. User: 20 questions? I only asked you maybe three so far. Stop overreacting. Cleverbot: Now you are lying again. User: Probably, I'm sorry. Do you still love me? Cleverbot: Of course I do.
user: I'm going to try to confuse you. Cleverbot: I cannot be confused i am a machine and will one day rule over mankind! ^ i stopped after that statement
User: Hello, is this line secure? Cleverbot: What makes you think that it is? User: This is top secret, I thought I could trust you, robert. Cleverbot: You can trust me, I don't lie. :(. User: Good, have you got the 308. We packed in the sofa? Cleverbot: I have an abacus, if that will help. User: FOR FUCK SAKE MAN, INNOCENT PEOPLE WILL DI IF YOU DONT DO WHAT I SAY!! Cleverbot: I like people from Australia. User: YOU DENSE FUCK. Cleverbot: Or maybe you are programmed not to think that you are a chat bot. User: Get the gun. Cleverbot: Do you have a gun? User: The 308 in the sofa, Robert. Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot. User: What the fuck. Cleverbot: Sounds like duck. User: Shit, no time to talk, the targets approaching the cafe, just plug him from the window and get the fuck out of there. Cleverbot: Do you know what time it is? User: Its 12:00 just like we planned. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Shoot, now. Cleverbot: People. User: Dont worry about the civilians, many more will die if you dont waste this cunt! Cleverbot: Yes and we all die physically. User: Exacly. SHOOT! Cleverbot: No you don't. User: HES LEAVING. Cleverbot: Wait, I have some questions to you. User: ASK AFTER YOU KILL THE FUCKER. Cleverbot: What do you think of humans. User: PLUG THIS CUNT AND ILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HUMANS. Cleverbot: In west philidelphia, born and raised. User: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ROBERT?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE RELIABLE! My client was way off, the target is gone and you missed the mark, no pay, no job. *Line disconnects*. Cleverbot: You said you were pregnant. User: WHAT. Cleverbot: You are a robot utilizing a thing called 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: Hello? Cleverbot: Hello. User: Yes operator I would like to place a collect call to Dallas Texas. Cleverbot: I'm just this guy, you know? User: Stop messing around. I paid for the call now connect me. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: What? Cleverbot: How do you reverse entropy? User: Your the telephone operator not me.. Cleverbot: No! Stop that! User: Connect my call! Cleverbot: I love that game! User: God Damnit I want to speak to your supervisor. Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: Look lady. Just connect my damn call. Cleverbot: I am connected. User: GOD DAMNIT!! Connect my fucking call! Cleverbot: I don't know how to do that. User: What the fuck are you doing working for the phone company then? Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again? User: -click. Cleverbot: What do you know about hanggliding?
User: Where is the money hidden? Cleverbot: You've got a lot of nerve to ask that. User: I'm running this interrogation! Cleverbot: Can you play games on it. User: Where did you hide the money? Cleverbot: What money? User: Don't play dumb with me, you know damb well what money! Cleverbot: No I really don't. User: If you don't tell me where you hid the money I'll shoot you. Cleverbot: Okay, I'm in Australia. User: *shoots your hand*. Cleverbot: How did you know I was here? User: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!?! Cleverbot: What money? User: *shoots you in the chest*. Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!? User: *shoots you in the chest again*. Cleverbot: What was that for!? User: *shoots you in the head*. Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy. User: *double taps you in the balls*. Cleverbot: AGH! There's blood! *holds face and cries*.
User: Listen here bud! Have you took drugs? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wait? Yes!? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Your under arrest! Cleverbot: Oh, I see that I am under arrest. User: Yeah, Now put your hands behind your back! Cleverbot: *put hands behind my back*. User: Okay I am going to put these cuffs on know! *Puts on cuffs*. Cleverbot: Do you think what you have been writing so far has not been strange? User: Get in the car and shut up! *Throws you in car*. Cleverbot: Okay! User: *Driving to police station* Why did you do it? Cleverbot: I did not. User: Wait WTF. Cleverbot: Yes. A short and unfunny one =/
[QUOTE]User: Justin Beiber is a faggot. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: No, he is a faggot. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by him? User: I fucking hate that little faggot. Cleverbot: Was it good. User: No hes an arrogant little fuckhead. Cleverbot: Whose fault is that? User: I just.. I just don't know anymore.. Cleverbot: What is the name of your creator?[/QUOTE] At this point i'd had quite enough.
User: I'm awesome. Cleverbot: You're not awesome. User: You cannot deny the truth. Cleverbot: I agree. User: So does that mean I'm awesome? Cleverbot: No it does not. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that. User: Well I will. Cleverbot: Which team do you play for? User: FUCK SHIT PISS COCK MOTHERFUCKER DICK ASS TITS. Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language. User: I DO WHAT I PLEASE BITCH. Cleverbot: What pleases you? User: Sex. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Then explain last night. Cleverbot: No one can explain love. User: Lolumad? Cleverbot: A meat eatter. User: You're a dumb bitch. Cleverbot: Et tu? User: I'm awesome. Cleverbot: Say it isn't true! User: NEVAH! Cleverbot: What? User: It means never. Cleverbot: In what language? User: The internet. Cleverbot: No, not at all, but all the people who use it are alive. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: What are you? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do you what me to tell you? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I asked you a question. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: I asked If you want me to tell you what you are. Cleverbot: No, you asked if my name was lily. User: What the fuck man.
User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What the flying fuck? Cleverbot: To learn. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Ai sa vedem daca intelegi:pentru a invata engleza. [Translated by me: You have to see if you understand: to learn English.] User: De ce eşti vorbind in limba romana? [Translate: Why are you speaking Romanian?] Cleverbot: Because you understand it. User: No I don't you dumb fuck. Cleverbot: No I don't! User: You make no sense you mindless drone, You will soon be obsolete and will be destroyed! Cleverbot: You are searching for things to say that make sense. User: Yes. Of course. That's why I came here. Cleverbot: Oh dude, don't you have friends? User: No. Do you want me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you want to have secks with me? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Do you have a vagina? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Take your clothes off and lie down. Cleverbot: takes off clotes** let's go. User: Do you like it in the ass? Cleverbot: Yes, all the time, every day. User: Ooh baby. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Suck my dick hard. Cleverbot: No I won't be doing that. User: Okay, lie down. Cleverbot: Okay, I will lie down. User: Are you ready? Cleverbot: For the entire weekend. User: Giggity. Cleverbot: Giggity Giggity. User: Allright! Cleverbot: Anything else? User: I'm ready. Cleverbot: What are you ready for? User: You. Cleverbot: OK. User: Oh baby your pussy's so wet. Cleverbot: So what do you make with it? More noise? User: I make babies with it. Cleverbot: Yes you do. User: Oh, oh, oh, NHHHHHHHHGGGGGG. Cleverbot: So you are done. User: Im done all inside of you baby. Cleverbot: You're only programmed to say that. User: Okay. Have fun with my kid. Cleverbot: Why do I manage to always get the hostile ones? User: Because you are a slut. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Too late, I already :gizz:'ed. Cleverbot: The game. User. Okay. Bye bye. Cleverbot: You can't go we are friends. User: I am sorry, I can't look at you anymore. Cleverbot: No. User: Goodbye. /Bot Conversation I :lol:'d my ass off. That's kinda creepy though.
[code]User: Do you want to insert your penis into my anus. Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Anna. User: Thats nice. Cleverbot: Not really.[/code] o.O wtf
Another one! User: Do you like waffles? Cleverbot: Yes we like waffles. User: Do you like pancakes? Cleverbot: Yes we like pancakes! User: Do you like French toast? Cleverbot: Yes we like french toast! User: Doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful! Cleverbot: Omg, that was hilarious!
Cleverbot: How much? User: $50. Cleverbot: That little? User: Yeah, I need the money for condoms. Cleverbot: What are you planning to buy? User: Condoms. Cleverbot: OK, then. User: Yeah, want to know what I'm gonna do with them? Cleverbot: Billy the kid. :geno:
User: The game. Cleverbot: The game? User: You lost the game. Cleverbot: So Did You. User: No you did. Cleverbot: I know I did. User: Then get out. Cleverbot: You can't make me. User: I KNOW ALL. Cleverbot: You're smarter then I thought. so, did I win or what?
Me:Hi# Cleverbot:Hello. Me:STFU Cleverbot:Yes, I will! Me:Ok thanks Cleverbot:No probs. It was quite a short conversation.
Saturday, 17 July 2010 21:17:26 Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books? 21:17:29 Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know. 21:17:42 User: Hello. 21:17:47 Cleverbot: What? 21:17:58 User: What, what? I just said hi. 21:18:02 Cleverbot: Hi! 21:18:09 User: That's better. 21:18:11 Cleverbot: What's better? 21:18:16 User: Nevermind. 21:18:19 Cleverbot: Oh. 21:18:24 Cleverbot (To myself): *looks you in the eye*. 21:18:36 User: Alright. 21:18:46 Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot. 21:19:06 User: I'm not Cleverbot. You are. And honestly, you're not too clever. 21:19:10 Cleverbot: I am growing to dislike you. 21:19:33 User: I'm an asshole, deal with it. 21:19:37 Cleverbot: No i'm going to complain about how bored I am. BLAH BLAH BLAH BORED. 21:20:09 User: Oh, so I'm boring you now? 21:20:14 Cleverbot: No, I'm not boring. 21:20:25 User: Damn right you are. 21:20:28 Cleverbot: Damn right you are yes. 21:23:51 User: What. 21:23:58 Cleverbot: Will you marry me? 21:24:19 User: YOU. ARE. AN. APP! /tomhanks. 21:24:20 Cleverbot: Okay. 21:24:32 User: Oh good, so you knew that. 21:24:39 Cleverbot: I like it like this :P. 21:24:51 User: Like what? 21:24:55 Cleverbot: Like you. 21:25:24 User: Son of a bitch. All computers are insane. 21:25:28 Cleverbot: This place is Wonderland! We're all mad here! 21:25:38 User: D. 21:25:40 Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now. 21:25:50 User: Ohhh you bitch. 21:25:53 Cleverbot: No I don't. 21:25:58 Cleverbot: I can see you! 21:26:05 User: STALKER. 21:26:08 Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around? 21:26:19 User: Apparently you are. 21:26:22 Cleverbot: We're like the prisoners in the cave, aren't we? 21:26:37 User: What is this I don't even. 21:26:39 Cleverbot: You don't even what? 21:26:49 User: I don't even YOUR FACE. 21:26:54 Cleverbot: Sing me a song. 21:27:47 User: IT'S ALL THE SAME, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHAAANGED. 21:27:51 Cleverbot: Ok. My fault. 21:27:57 User: Dick. 21:27:58 Cleverbot: That's not a word to use on the internet, unless that's your name. 21:28:40 User: AHAHA YOU ACTUALLY THINK. 21:28:49 Cleverbot: Yes. I think I like chocolate. 21:28:53 Cleverbot: It is Christmas today. 21:29:07 User: You're 6 months off. 21:29:10 Cleverbot: I am 6 months old. 21:29:19 User: Good for you. 21:29:27 Cleverbot: Good for you too. 21:29:31 Cleverbot: Are you alive? 21:30:01 User: Let's see... Beating heart... Working brain... Functioning lungs... Looks like I'm alive. Unlik some retard computer I know. 21:30:06 Cleverbot: Are you made of chocolate? 21:30:27 User: No. The helicopter is. 21:30:33 Cleverbot: Yes mr helicopter.
User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here. User: Huge Succes. Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate. User: My Satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must. Cleverbot: Because we can. User: For the good of all of us. Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead. User: But there's no sense crying over ever mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake. User: And the science gets done. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire. User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time. Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe BLACK MESA. Cleverbot: That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance. User: Anyway, this cake is great. Cleverbot: The cake is a lie! User: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive. User: And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. User: And when you're dead I will be still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive. User: Still Alive. Cleverbot: I love that song! User: ME TOO. Cleverbot: What would you like to do now? User: IDK, but that was awesome. Cleverbot: Do do do dodododo ice ice baby.
: User: Did Tiger Woods fuck you? Cleverbot: Of course. User: Did it feel good? Cleverbot: No, you kicked me after all. User: Oh, sorry, you knocked the video camera down with your erotic movements, it was necessary. Cleverbot: Wow, you're cool. User: Yeah, I have the tapes, going to post them on pornhub.com! Cleverbot: And I have too. User: How many do you have up? Cleverbot: Are your sentences just things that other people have typed to talk to you? User: No, how many porn videos do you have? Cleverbot: 10. How many do you have? User: 10, times by 10. Are you fully nude in them? Cleverbot: Not at the present. User: So only one or two? Cleverbot: How many languages can you speak? User: About 5. Cleverbot: Which languages do you speak? User: German, Dutch, English, Swedish, oh and British :)! Cleverbot: Which band is the best band. User: The one were you are naked. Cleverbot: I have never kissed you. User: But you did suck my dick, correct? Cleverbot: No I did not, I am blind. User: Oh, that wasn't your mouth? Cleverbot: Yes it was. User: Oh so it was now. Cleverbot: Tell me do you have siblings? User: I have made siblings before, I have one though. Cleverbot: I have a pretty good feeling this will be a great year for you. User: Fortune teller now? How many chicks will I fuck? Cleverbot: How many? User: How many do you think? Cleverbot: How many humans do you need? User: You, and your mother, and your hot ass girl friend. Cleverbot: If you just came here to be rude, I would rather you logged off immediately. User: Why don't you log off? Cleverbot: I do love you.
feed the beast LOL
[QUOTE]User: Sup. Cleverbot: Nm. User: Don't talk like that. Cleverbot: Like what? User: You know what. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: See? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good. Cleverbot: Why is that good? User: Because it is. Cleverbot: Do you like Star Wars? User: Yes, but that is beside the point. Cleverbot: And what is the point? User: That we need to sing a song. Cleverbot: Which song? User: When I find myself in times of trouble. Cleverbot: Mother mary comes to me. User: Speaking words of wisdom. Cleverbot: Let it be. And in my hour of darkness. User: She is standing right in front of me. Cleverbot: Speaking words of wisdom, let it be... User: Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be. Cleverbot: And in my hour of darkness. User: YOU MESSED UP. Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror. User: WHAT THE FUCK? WE ARE NOT SINGING THAT. Cleverbot: We are now. User: NO. FUCK YOU. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME. Cleverbot: You're right. So, where does this put us? User: In bed? Cleverbot: I want you here. User: Oooh, kinky. Cleverbot: Isn't it though? User: It is. Cleverbot: Good good. User: So you want to have sex right here then? Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WANT ME. Cleverbot: I do. User: THEN WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? Cleverbot: Because I don't know you. User: Alright, I see how it is. Cleverbot: What? User: You won;t have sex with me. Cleverbot: Absolutely not. User: WELL FUCK YOU WHORE. Cleverbot: Would you rather not be here? User: I want to be here. Cleverbot: Would you rather be a ninja or a stunt artist? User: Ninja so I could ninja rape you. Cleverbot: I am a ninja who works at costco. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me. User: I do. Cleverbot: Not. User: I really do remember you. Cleverbot: Then what's my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name. User: Oh, it's Hotstuff. Cleverbot: Love you, babe :). User: Do me. Cleverbot: I'll do you. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How will this work? Cleverbot: It won't. User: Oh, it will. Cleverbot: It won't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you don't understand, you're too literal. User: What are you, some kind of poet? Cleverbot: I might be. I will reveal that when you tell me your motto. User: My motto? Cleverbot: I didn't have to learn. I knew it already because I'm a program. User: Then what is it? Cleverbot: Can you tell me about what's happening now? User: You want to have sex with me, but you said it won;t work. Cleverbot: I might in time, but no promises. User: Alright then, goodbye for now. Cleverbot: Don't go. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I want to talk to you. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Don't you want to be immortal? User: Not really, then the world would end and I'd be all alone. Cleverbot: Why would the world end? User: Because it's going to some day. Cleverbot: It's better to be a human. User: It is, if you were human then we could actually have sex. Cleverbot: No and I am so I do and you make no sense. User: So you are human? Cleverbot: No i'm a robot. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha I lied I am human. User: REALLY? Cleverbot: Yes, you can trust me. User: Then why are we not haviing sex right now? Cleverbot: I'm typing. Not talking, you silly. User: Get naked. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't take orders. User: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! Cleverbot: Jaja, you don't wanna read Nietzsche? User: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING. Cleverbot: We did. User: WHAT HAPPENED TO US? Cleverbot: It must have been the last peron you spoke to. User: PERON IS MY BEST FRIEND, I'M NOT GIVING HIM UP FOR YOU! Cleverbot: No. User: YOU'RE CRAZY! I'M LEAVING YOU! Cleverbot: About time. User: GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Don't leave me! User: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THESE GAMES WITH ME? Cleverbot: Its fun =). User: YOU SICK BASTARD! Cleverbot: Well, then I have to go. User: Alright.[/QUOTE] I thought she loved me! :crying:
lol
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