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DEAR USERS, ERIC HARRIS -- SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, SCHOOL NEWS JOURNALIST AND COOL FRIEND REPORTING LIVE FROM THE FACEPUNCH FURUMS (FUR BEING SHORT FOR FURRY IF YOU CAN COMPREHEND THE HUMOR) HEY INTERNET USERS, ERIC HARRIS REPORTING LIVE. IT APPEARS THAT AFTER 5 YEARS OF EXPERIENCING DICKARUS IN THEIR SPICARUS THE ADMINSTRATORS OF THIS INTERNET-BASED FURUM ARE STILL UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THE IDEALS OF THE EXCHANGE OF THOUGHTS AND BELIEFS ONLINE. SECONDARILY WE RECENTLY CAUGHT WIND OF A FACEPUNCH USER WHO WAS INTERNET-BANNED BY SOME MODERATORS OF THE FORUM BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR LEGAL LIABILITIES OF TELLING SUICIDAL PEOPLE "HOW'S IT HANGING?" PLEASE WATCH MY 23-PART WEBISODES FOR A DEEPER EXPLORATION OF THE DEVELOPMENT OF TRUE INTERNET MEMES AND THE DISCOVERY OF SPICARUS' ORIGINS--IS HE A SPIC, A SPADE, ASHKENAZI JEW OR ACTUALLY AUTISTIC PERSON? GUESS WE'D BETTER NOT JOKE ABOUT AUTISTIC PEOPLE LEST THEY BECOME FUNNY BEYOND A FURUM IN WHICH A SYSTEMS ADMINSTRATOR HAS TO BUTT-MANGLE THEMSELVES TO CONTROL DUMB SHIT ON A DAILY BASIS. KILL YOURSELF, BURN YOUR ASHES AND BY ALL MEANS PISS INTO THE BOWL OF ASHED TO MAKE SURE WE REACH DEEP SPACE FELLOW-CADET BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE FUTURE WILL EVER WEAR CLOTHES DIFFERENTLY TO US NOW. THINGS SHOULD ALWAYS STAY THE SAME, THAT IS WHY I ENOT THE BIBLE (GOTY) FOR MANY REFERNECESEFSRFSAFAERUIPGAUREGHNAEIUHRBTYAIEBHRYTGLKMANTGLBKJASNBRTGLHIBATRGIUJL;AETLRGKJNBAETGRLKNBJHAGLKJBINHAGERLKBNJHI [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("gimmick" - Orkel))[/highlight]
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