• How do I build a fucking snow man?
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Alright so i got 3 cm of snow the other day and since then ive being trying to build a snow man. i buit a fucking ball then i rolled the fucker and the snow wouldnt stick. does anybody know how to build a snow man?
You need moist snow.
3 parts snow, 2 parts man. I will be your man :q:
I dare you to stick your dick in the snow. [editline]03:25PM[/editline] :nattyburn:
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;19504642]3 parts snow, 2 parts man. I will be your man :q:[/QUOTE] Excellent [img]http://tech.blorge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/simpsons-schip-page-not-a-hack-say-republicans-mr-burns.jpg[/img] [editline]02:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cameleot;19504616]You need moist snow.[/QUOTE] will mixing water with snow be the same?
The snow is too powdery, at least it is here. you can't build anything.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19504698]The snow is too powdery, at least it is here. you can't build anything.[/QUOTE] same
Why would you fuck a snow man? It's both gay, and cold.
In Australia, we make sand men :smug:
Can't use google? I will google it for you then. [url]http://www.ehow.com/how_9769_build-snowman.html[/url]
1. Roll snow into balls 2. Stack balls 3. Get frustrated because it's so goddamn cold outside, give up and don't finish.
Why build them when you can go to a neighborhood full of snot nosed brats and kick every single snowman in peoples yard down?
:iceburn: Don't get it.
Just go snowball your neighbours. Way more fun and you don't get the hands as frosty.
I gots it. if i mix snow and water and crush it into a ball i get snow man! :science: Also i want to make 1 cause i want to test my new sword
Don't bother, the snow's too dry. You'll need the right type of snow for a snowman. The only thing thiis type of snow is good for is snow-angels. Now let me make the halo. *Zip*
[quote=Mirage312 at gamespot.com] Carefully roll the snowballs around, keep them on the snow. They will get bigger and bigger. I suggest that you start with one ball, and make it as big as you can. If you can't roll it through the gap between 2 trees you reached the right size. Now roll the second snowball around. He has to be a bit smaller then the first snowball. Roll the second (smaller) snowball on the first. If you did the snowman well, he will tell you so and you will get a gift with the next mail Building snowman can be tricky. If the snowball gets to big, roll it into the water or hit it with the shovel to destroy it. Enter and leave a building to find a new snowball waiting for you. Also, rolling snowballs over the earth will reduce their size. [/quote] This. Oh well, at Animal Crossing: Wild World at least.
[QUOTE]Pack some extra snow between the layers to make them stick together. Place sticks down the center where the sections meet if your snowman is having trouble standing erect.[/quote] :q:
It needs a penis to be a [i]fucking[/i] snowman.
SUCCESS! my snow man has been created it went from this [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/snow_man_039.jpg[/IMG][/URL] to this [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/snow_man_040.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/snow_man_041.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Then this [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/snow_man_042.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Chernobyl snowman
I want to kick that smile right off it's stupid face.
Are those... condom eyes?
[QUOTE=y0haN;19528588]Are those... condom eyes?[/QUOTE] coke and 7up [editline]03:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TizzYcho;19528573]I want to kick that smile right off it's stupid face.[/QUOTE] already did, with a knife
What do you mean by fucking? Anger or sexual innuendo?
After a day the snow on the ground turns powdery, fresh is best
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19528883]What do you mean by fucking? Anger or sexual innuendo?[/QUOTE] He means both. :smug:
here in england we make slush men
Here in Florida we wish for snow.
Here in NJ we make bad driver men
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