Do you have little or deep secrets that you want to throw out in the wind? Then this is the thread for you. Post any secret you got.
When i was 12 i used to masturbate. Not much of a secret, but it was wrong for my age.
Whats yours.
I secretly have a fetish for first posting in bad threads
Sometimes I masturbate so hard I rip the foreskin around my penis, causing several small scabs to form. Then I go to a pool, look at the rules sign, and read very intently the "Please do not go into the pool with open wounds."
And I laugh.
I have a severe STI with bubbling warts and pus leaking nodules on my genitals. When I go to the pool I look at the sign "Please do not go into the pool with open wounds."and then squeeze the pus/blood/dried spunk out near people.
And I laugh.
This one time I stole the teacher's pen but I was only gonna use it for the rest of the period and then I just forgot about it like it was my own pen and then I didn't want to go back and explain because i didn't want to put up the effort and the teacher might yell and m,e so i had to get rid of the pen so i threw it over a brige so the problem is gone but i still have dreams about the pen like i',m on the brige and the pen like rises out of the water and writes on a piece of paper "you are a twat' and this one time i tried to go back and tfind the pen in the river but i guess it got washed away and i didn't want to buy i new pen because well you wouldn't just buy a new dog after your old one died because it just isn'[t the same so instead i just let go of it and posting my story in thjis thrwead has helped me try and get over it.
I first fapped at around 8 years old
I secretly like Women.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;30362530]
When i was 12 i used to masturbate. Not much of a secret, but it was wrong for my age.
Whats yours.[/QUOTE]
that's weak I started when I was like 7.
No really. There's a different way of masturbating (applying pressure to your dick and sliding down something chest down) and I did it. I just thought it felt good. I did in school, even at friends houses. When my parents asked why, i said "it's comfortable" and when I learned what a penis was I called it the 'penis slide' and I actually learned how to masturbate the right way when I stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and moved it up and down. It felt EXTREMELY good. So I tried it with my hand. And you know the rest. I also had a dream that I was trying to taste my own cum and I finally did it but my dick split in half and this yellow foam came out
If you tell people it's not a secret anymore
That's what my mommy says
my biggest secret is that I have no secrets
[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;30363428]that's weak I started when I was like 7.
No really. There's a different way of masturbating (applying pressure to your dick and sliding down something chest down) and I did it. I just thought it felt good. I did in school, even at friends houses. When my parents asked why, i said "it's comfortable" and when I learned what a penis was I called it the 'penis slide' and I actually learned how to masturbate the right way when I stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and moved it up and down. It felt EXTREMELY good. So I tried it with my hand. And you know the rest. I also had a dream that I was trying to taste my own cum and I finally did it but my dick split in half and this yellow foam came out[/QUOTE]
I didn't know what it was until i was 12.
i would fap to bleeding girls on video games.
Use other peoples razors to shave my balls.
No one ever told me money can burn.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;30363709]Use other peoples razors to shave my balls.[/QUOTE]
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I look at my shit before i flush it.
To add on to the dick related secrets, I used to play Tony Hawk's Underground and turn of the unlimited grind cheat. I'd then find a rail that didn't end (like a pool side or something) and then grind it. From there I was able to stick the vibrating controller in my pants and enjoy myself the feeling.
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;30365075]To add on to the dick related secrets, I used to play Tony Hawk's Underground and turn of the unlimited grind cheat. I'd then find a rail that didn't end (like a pool side or something) and then grind it. From there I was able to stick the vibrating controller in my pants and enjoy myself the feeling.[/QUOTE]
yes
I like cats
I have a hidden stash of pictures of hot women eating burgers
:ssh:
[img]http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Chef+Ainsley+Harriot+Promotes+Cookbook+Melbourne+LDI1Fc-BLoal.jpg[/img]
a lot of shameful wanking
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30374851]I have a hidden stash of pictures of hot women eating burgers
:ssh:[/QUOTE]
I have a hidden stash of pictures of hot women
I am in love with the same girl for several years, and she doesn't even know...
[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;30376345]I am in love with the same girl for several years, and she doesn't even know...[/QUOTE]
tell her
[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;30376345]I am in love with the same girl for several years, and she doesn't even know...[/QUOTE]
do her up the butt.
I stuck a finger in my butt one time.
My Steam account is
GPoochie
p00ch1n13
I dont like porn
I have a serious memory problem, so I don't have secrets.
I mean, I can't remember my own secrets.
[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;30363428] my dick split in half [/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SjnBu.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]10th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;30376608]tell her[/QUOTE]
"Hi I love you." - kmlkmljkl
Do what normal non-creepy people do, ask her out or something.
I like men.
Well not really a secret just from my family but everyone else knows.
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