• UK student wins world Excel prize
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-14401766[/url]
"She can do anything - and she's such a lovely girl." She can do accounting, pretty much.
Damn. I entered that contest as well. I guess they weren't impressed when I used cell background colours to draw a massive cock and balls.
Okay, how the fuck are you "good" at excel. What exactly is the competition.
I bet now she is known as "Hacker" or something
I'm really good at Powerpoint.
I guess she [i]excels[/i] at it [img]http://imgkk.com/i/ac_h.gif[/img]
Sounds kinda ridiculous, but hey, I guess she can use that as proof she's efficient with the Office software suite
[video=youtube;k_5OOc9sfpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5OOc9sfpc[/video] 1:57
[QUOTE=Mattz333;31526710][video=youtube;k_5OOc9sfpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5OOc9sfpc[/video] 1:57[/QUOTE] Oh I see they said the word spreadsheet.
That's Excellent.
Every time I even SEE Excel, I get into a rage fit and start tearing out my hair.
[QUOTE=k-nie;31527300]Every time I even SEE Excel, I get into a rage fit and start tearing out my hair.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.guidesandtutorials.com/image-files/excel_screen0.gif[/img] I see nothing wrong with it :v:
i don't see what's so exciting about spreadsheets
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;31527628]i don't see what's so exciting about spreadsheets[/QUOTE] Wow dude you are missing out, typical spreadsheep
That's nice. Good for her.
There's an Excel contest?
If shes the best at excel, she'd be the best at eve online also
[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;31526075]"She can do anything - and she's such a lovely girl." She can do accounting, pretty much.[/QUOTE] Surely the obvious hurr durr joke would be she can do anything but get a boyfriend el oh el and so on.
[QUOTE=LCBADs;31527787]There's an Excel contest?[/QUOTE] Well she has to excel at something. [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=markg06;31528863]Surely the obvious hurr durr joke would be she can do anything but get a boyfriend el oh el and so on.[/QUOTE] I dunno she's not exactly a supermodel but she doesn't look too bad.
The trick to making good Excel spreadsheets: sneak in some Visual Basic programming so you don't have to fart around making formulae in cells. [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Christ, I just read the article instead of skimming it. A competition for [I]making spreadsheets[/I], I mean there's getting paid $1 million for winning at Dota 2, and then there's winning an international competition for being an office drone. Corporate culture gone mad!
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;31528841]If shes the best at excel, she'd be the best at eve online also[/QUOTE] Oh fuck, she'd be dominating the market.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;31526432]Okay, how the fuck are you "good" at excel. What exactly is the competition.[/QUOTE] Bet you can't make a table, or a graph, or a pie chart. I can. Be jealous Occlusion.
[QUOTE=smurfy;31526452]I guess she [i]excels[/i] at it [img]http://imgkk.com/i/ac_h.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I have never laughed so hard at a pun.
They should have a Windows 7 sound recorder contest. [img]http://eagle.undo.it:8083/img/noPlaybackAllowed.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Night-Eagle;31530722]They should have a Windows 7 sound recorder contest. [img]http://eagle.undo.it:8083/img/noPlaybackAllowed.png[/img][/QUOTE] I'd prefer to see one where people have to make an essay using only Windows voice recognition
My computer tech teacher had us make spreadsheets all the time. We had to copy hockey stats into our own little tables, or take other data already in table and create our own tables. He didn't even teach us how to create formulas so I had to figure it out on my own and taught it to a few other people. And everyone else in the class struggled to understand the assignment for 20 minutes.
Excel has no uses.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;31540707]Excel has no uses.[/QUOTE] It can get you paid though.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;31540707]Excel has no uses.[/QUOTE] It can get you laid though.
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