Epic things you do at your work. - General

Post cool stuff you do at your work. For example: I work at Marco's Pizza. We get to punch our ingredient boxes open. Kinda makes me feel like a badass when you go bruce lee all over the fuckers Go!

I drive a forklift This is my summer lift [img]http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/3479/p1020237.jpg[/img] This is my heavy duty lift [img]http://www.sampl.cc/mb/04_handel/img/h50.jpg[/img] Im always going full speed on these things it's hella fun !

Again with Gamestop There are these stupid NASCAR Xbox 360 controller skins. My ASM just started throwing them at me randomly. Some guy said he was surprised the rednecks weren't rushing here, he says it to his wife, she turns around with the ONLY two teeth in her mouth like a beaver and says yea.

I SERVE PEOPLE BIG MACS! YEAH!.... I need a better job

I hang off a couple of ropes 10 floors up on the side of a building and paint it.

^ Fuck yea

Does not working count?

[QUOTE=genyus;20889215]I drive a forklift [/QUOTE] Forklifts are awesome zooom zoooom beep beep beep whrrrrrrrrrr zoom

Walk up giant hills cursing my life.

I keep the streets of Gotham City clean while wearing my underwear on the out side of my skin tight gay pride parade costume.

Crop dusted all seven aisles of textbooks at the bookstore I work at with a horridly rank fart.

I've had a few jobs, Taken none seriously. Worked at starbucks for about a year. I would put mocha in the whip cream mix and make chocolate or strawberry whipped cream. Made a catapult out of stirring sticks and would fire pennys from one side to other of the counter. One day we made little rubberband tube dart guns and popped the balloons around the store. Worked at Sonic. We would open the kids toys and play with them when it was slow. I was a cook and would wear the skates just for fun and skate around inside. We put a plastic kids frisbee in the deep fryer to see what would happen and it turned into basicly play-doh and was hard to fish out haha.

I grow silicon wafers that make up solar panels. (I work for SolarWorld of America here in Hillsboro Oregon, next to the Hawthorn Farm Intel facility.)

In the storage of a store, I eat everything i can :smug:

suck gay boners

i get to have water fights

I work in a nice Chinese restaurant. My bosses are stereotypical Asian immigrants, and are awesome. We throw stuff at each other across the kitchen. We also have spice eating contests.

I get to have a plan to kill everyone I meet. [img]http://www.tf2wiki.net/w/images/8/8f/Sniper.png[/img]

I get to do schoolwork. Wait, that isnt cool....

I get to have a plan to kill everyone I meet. [IMG]http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx175/Sveinhund/Spy-1.png[/IMG]

I work at Black Mesa.

I also drive a forklift truck but I play a game with my buddies that we have to stab them through people and at the end of the round the person with the most people on them is a winner

I study in a building with a VR chamber and a rat-neuron operated robot in the basement, amongst other things.

I get to have sex with companion cubes every night :v:

Since I help teachers grade papers for money I sometimes write really nit-picky comments and like to call friends and read the dumb papers on the phone. At my old job I was a cashier at an organic foods market. I got into a tomato fight with my boss and that was fun. He started it :colbert: Also I drew horrified faces onto the oranges/bananas. Any fruit with skin that you have to peel was fair game for that.

made a pencil machine gun once out of rubber bands and office supplies. we had an awesome mini-war. (i was doing good until someone hit me with a bag of m&ms from a slingshot.)

[QUOTE=Mabilis;20918572]I work at Black Mesa.[/QUOTE] Yeah, how's that working out for you?

Not much excitement around the workplace so we burn stuff. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/ncy51v.png[/img]

Building dispensers to annoying scouts. I play Tf2 the whole day and im often Engineer, so you can say this is my job. [URL=http://img405.imageshack.us/i/engpn.jpg/][IMG]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5039/engpn.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

I get to sit at home and do nothing all day one of the many perks of my job