my friend had a neckbeard, and has been very apathetic about many things. I told him to shave it off through repeated insults and reasoning that neckbears (rather, neck stubble) do not work unless you are a man meant for a beard.
what have you done?
Nothing.
I'm a jackass.
I bought a homeless guy some food from a 7/11 he had been sitting in front of
asking for help for the previous 4 hours. I was the first one to talk to him.
Sometimes I go and buy 10 beers or so and shares it with the bums and alcoholics in my town. They're always grateful
I gained immunity to Goatse. I no longer fear the image.
I make sure I say good morning to my girl, because that's what makes her day. :)
i gave willy some water
I donated to fly gabe newell.
And one time, I shit you not, I got a cat out of a tree for some kid.
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