• Corrupt a Wish!
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Pretty much, you grant the above user's wish in a rather unfavourable manner (You still have to actually grant that wish), and proceed to write your own wish! Example: [B]User 1 says[/B] I wish my life was a musical! [B]User 2 says[/B] Yes but Victoria Beckham will have to be the composer! I wish that Red would actually be purple! Now, to start off the thread... I wish there was a better piece of gamification software than HabitRPG
YES! IT'S BACK! Now for your wish: It's GRANTED! It has always online DRM, a weekly subscription fee of $100.00, and it costs $500 just to launch it, and an additional $50 dollars just to activate an account, and in order for the account to be activated, phone verification is required. Oh, and it's being run by EA, and it's absolutely uncrackable, and it's services end within one day I wish for some non-poisonous, non life-endangering, absolutely normal Cherry Pie
Granted, enjoy your hymens. I wish for the grass to cut itself
Granted, it does indeed cut itself, but no one ever cleans it up, you breathe in the cut grass and die instantly.
Can't answer anything on that, so, I wish I could finally get A AMD A10-6800K to finally get my new motherboard functional.
Granted It overheats causing your motherboard to melt anyways I wish for a LMAO pic
Granted: It's so funny, you puke your guts out, resulting in your death. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1321763[/url] I wish to be able to use over 50% of my brain's capacity
Granted, you lack a brain. I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you didn't specify where you'd be so you die on land within the minute I wish this wish had no possible downsides.
Granted this wish does nothing. I wish that the next poster's pants will be itchy.
Granted, but the cake wasn't baked I wish to be really smart
Wish granted, but it'll all get lost due to Flowers for Algernon syndrome. I wish to become a film director.
You are now the director for a set with no budget. I wish for[B] INFINITE WISHES[/B]
Your wish is granted: But they'll all result in either the death of your loved ones, or the death of your sanity. I wish for a top hat that leads into another dimension
Wish granted, but all other dimensions are exactly like this one. I wish for a bagel.
Granted. It's moldy. I wish Tales of Xillia 2 gets localized and ported to SteamOS.
You buy a copy, but it turns out it was a rotten bagel. I wish for Mars Colonization.
Mars has turned into a giant colon. I wish for a television set
Your wish is granted: It has nuclear radiation, and it explodes near simultaneously after you plug it in, blowing you to chunks, radiating your remains, and electrocuting your hand in a comical fashion. I wish for faster internet speeds at affordable prices
Granted, but you have a very shitty router which cuts out every day. (I'm looking at you, UPC [I]horizon[/I]) I wish I had a decent router with decent internet speeds.
Granted, but it costs £1,000 a month I wish I had a PS4.
Granted, but it is broken. I wish someone would love me ;-;
Your wish is granted: Option A: [SP]You are now constantly followed by a rotting carcass of a whale, who loves you with all of her worm infested heart, constantly attempting to make sexual advances on you, glomping you, and locking you in a room with her for hours on end, the smell of death constantly following you turning away all the people you know, and in turn making you commit suicide[/SP] Option B:[SP]You get your lover, you engage in a romantic relationship, and you have loving kids that love you. Then at the end, of 60 long years, the depressing news dawns on you, that they're just figments of your imagination and all those times you spent with her are now meaningless, driving you to suicide.[/SP] I wish for the ability to write decent smut
Your wish gets granted, but the audience for smut dissapears off the face of the earth. I wish for a better hard drive.
Granted, but only thing you can save on it is porn you can't fap to. I wish to have a merry Christmas.
Granted: Though, it's only merry because of those cancerous drugs you have been taking, so you get to die on Christmas Day with a smile on your face! I wish for a better avatar
Granted, but only you can see it I wish for a bagel that isn't moldy.
Granted, you now have a bagel made of plastic. I wish that my hair grew faster.
Granted, but it's reserved for the wealthy I wish for an idea for a wish
[QUOTE=Anotherwall;42958769]Granted, but it's reserved for the wealthy I wish for an idea for a wish[/QUOTE] Granted but it involves you getting Anally raped I wish I knew how to speak Russian
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