Today I was invited by a girl to her 15th in two weeks and I have no clue what to get as a gift. Gift-cards are too impersonal and I'm fairly broke. We only recently became really good friends and she is a pretty intelligent and chill person. Any ideas or tips for getting a gift?
[sp](I KNOW you guys will make some fucked up suggestions, so please give me a serious answer before starting the fun)[/sp]
Get her a victoria's secret giftcard. You're welcome.
Give her a dead bird
Buy a dragon dildo
Why did you bother with that friend-zone shit by the way, judging by your descriptions, you've recently just become friends.
Why not just say "Friend"
make her some badass chainmail jewelry, it's cheap to make and looks beautiful
also it isn't super feminine so it won't look like you're hitting on her
Cinnamon anal lube
dragon dildo
Get her a boyfriend
-meh-
Is she into something? Art? Writing? Don't just go with a gift card, if you can avoid it - it screams "I couldn't think of anything to get you, so I gave you this."
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37745086]Got rejected when I was 10. Turned out she still felt guilty years later. :v: [/QUOTE]
....I'm sorry... what? You were TEN! You were TEEEEEEN! not 16, 18, 26, 32, etc... TEN! And you say "friend-zoned" no. you were just rejected because she didn't share the same feelings. You're around 15 or 16 now. You sound like one of those people that try and put people on guilt trips with your "she friend-zoned me" bs. Grow up, you can ask her out again if you haven't, don't be super disappointed if she doesn't. And draw or make something for her (if you really don't have the money,) be nice, be thoughtful, don't be creepy with your gift.
[QUOTE=Dracon;37745176]....I'm sorry... what? You were TEN! You were TEEEEEEN! not 16, 18, 26, 32, etc... TEN! And you say "friend-zoned" no. you were just rejected because she didn't share the same feelings. You're around 15 or 16 now. You sound like one of those people that try and put people on guilt trips with your "she friend-zoned me" bs. Grow up, you can ask her out again if you haven't, don't be super disappointed if she doesn't. And draw or make something for her (if you really don't have the money,) be nice, be thoughtful, don't be creepy with your gift.[/QUOTE]
If you rate this dumb scott, I will consider it a ''YOU GOT FUCKING SERVED''
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37745086]Got rejected when I was 10. Turned out she still felt guilty years later. :v:[/QUOTE]
When you're 10 you aren't in love dude.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37745086]Got rejected when I was 10. Turned out she still felt guilty years later. :v:
She is a fairly artistic person and is part of the school choir. I already addressed in the OP that I'm gonna avoid a giftcard.
Dude, that hurts... :suicide:[/QUOTE]
ahaha is this a real post im reading
are you 12
right now
Cut your ear off and giver her it.
give her a box of tiberium
Offer her your life savings and your leg
It's the only way
Get down on one knee and profess your undying love.
Works every time.
A really romantic hand written card.
Trust me, 14 year old girls love romantic handwritten cards from their friends.
Also a picture of your dick.
lol 15 year old
a public suicide would probably make her happiest
Perfume, a nice handwritten card, and polonium-239.
alternatively perfume with ricin dissolved into it
[QUOTE=Noss;37745573]a public suicide would probably make her happiest[/QUOTE]
it'd be for the greater good if nothing else
The scarier version of my avatar
cash
picture of your dick so she sees what she's missing out on. And I'm dead serious. Photoshop it for all I care.
A romantic trip to Chernobyl for two.
[QUOTE=Slater;37745855]A romantic trip to Chernobyl for two.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0811/chernobyl-vacation-package-demotivational-poster-1227293192.jpg[/img]
could get pretty kinky
Stage your death in an elaborate fake car accident, once you see her reaction propose to her.
Oh wait..
give her the dick
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