• About Yourself
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I am like 6ft or something I haven't measured in a while. I am 16, turning 17 in December. I'm Australian. Uhh I post a lot. I have a very limited social life (see above) But I like it that way (see all above) I'm not actually gay but pretending is fun. I don't like a lot of modern clothing because you look like a fuckin spack. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm sober (unless sugar or caffeine counts). I drink a lot of coffee (only recently though) I post on facepunch more than I play computer games. I like Crysis. My internet ego is a massive joke (funny one at that) I am a moderator i know I am shocked too. I wear shoes. The sniper is obviously the coolest class. My favourite actors are Edward Norton and Christian Bale. Stupid people annoy me and I want to end their lives painfully. I have a very dark and random sense of humour. 4chan is not funny My favourite colour is Purple My dick is 7" more things you don't care about last but not least, this annoys me (I downloaded the UK firefox) [img]http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/9956/spellingnn5.png[/img]
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[QUOTE=Rusty100]im gay[/QUOTE] true story
I have a [B]HUGE[/B] cock I wear bling from [url]www.icedoutgear.com[/url] My grillz are platinum with diamond studs I got a lotta hos I run my hood
I'm 5'4 I'm pretty good at running the mile at my school, fastest time was 5 minutes and 20 seconds. :) I love video games (obviously) I'm a movie fanatic I want to be an actor when I grow up, or a doctor if I somehow fuck up my acting career in some way I get really good grades and hope to get to either Stanford, Harvard, Yale, or Berkley I drink Coffee quite a lot I also wear sweaters, but also jackets when I feel like it I have lots of friends on the internet and in my personal life I love many types of music genres, excluding screamo or anything like that I'm good at many sports I was born on New Years day I have a mini fridge in my room I love traveling I go to the beach every Sunday I wear clothes that look pretty decent on me And much more stuff that you guys probably wouldn't read
Okay, I'm going to be honest here: I'm 17 I'm 6ft 3 or 4 I believe I rarely talk I have specific language impairment(This is why I rarely talk) I'm fucked up socially(see above,:lol:) I have a short term memory problem(I usually forget things within minutes) I'm Dyslexic My voice is boring, it's in one tone most of the time. I'm a size 11 UK shoe I hate wearing cheap clothing, it has to be quite expensive if I was to wear it When I drink alcohol I have to drink Smirnoff ice to start me off.;)
My name is Ashley (hurr girls name) I was born on 3rd March 1992 making me 16 I'm about 6'2"/6'3" and I wear size 12 (UK) shoes I have no idea what I want to do as a profession I'm very shy when it comes to meeting new people face to face My favourite band are Muse, although I haven't seen them live yet I love playing poker with friends I bought some 100% plastic poker cards from eBay because one of my friends marked the cards we had. However to this day we don't know who did it because no one will own up :v: I play the bass guitar but have only been playing for a couple of months I could probably write some more shit here but I don't want to bore you
I'm Sam, and I'm an alcoholic... Well I'm not really. I'm 6ft smack on Reasonably well built, with brown hair etc etc etc I'm British, through and through. At the moment I have a great life, I enjoy my job, I love being with my girl and I couldn't ask for better mates. I get on with everyone, and most people get on with me, I'm not really one to cause trouble but if I see anything going on then I try to lend a hand and help a mate out. I passed my driving test a few weeks ago and now I'm on the road. I love a good night out, you know it's been a good night if you're getting home and the sun is starting to come up, I love those kind of nights. Which leads me to saying I enjoy a drink, quite a bit of drink, and most of you will hate me saying but I enjoy a joint every now and then, along with some other stuff but I won't go into that because it will just cause trouble round here. Most people here think I'm a cunt, but I'm not actually a cunt in the real world, I'm pretty sound and unless you're a total jizz stick you'd probably like me to. I'm gonna be 18 in just under 3 weeks so I can finally start using my own ID, can't fucking wait for that. I play guitar, have been for just over 2 years, taught myself and I think I did a good job too. Just finished doing an IT course at college, finished the 2nd year, turns out I don't actually have to go to university so at the end of the summer I'll be looking to start my career in systems support. For the time being I'm working at my local university. I used to be really closed minded about music, only liking rock and metal, but these days I'll listen to anything that I reckon is good; rock, metal, drum and bass, rap, pop, emo... Anything so long as it's decent.
My name is Viktor I'm born 92 I'm about 175cm, and i wear size 42 shoes (European I want to become a hotel owner, or restaurant owner. I love Tiny Tim's Music (Embarrassment, but still) I'm quite VERY shy, I'm a coconut, hard to get to know, but once you know me, we are friends for life. I love going out with my girlfriend I love my girlfriend I browse 4chan daily :q:
My name is Angus I have friends but I rarely see them. I love to be a recluse, but it also depresses me. I will add more sometime. More: I was born in london but I live in wales. And the welsh seem to hate the english. :v: I love photography but I know nothing about it. I have a great affinity for dogs. I will add more again sometime More(Continued): Bob Marley is the best singer in the world ALTHOUGH, Reggae is not my favourite genre Hip-Hop/Rap is. Some people know that I want to be black Just becuase I love hip-hop doesn't mean I don't like other things I like quite a fair bit of music, with exceptions ofcourse. I love to snowboard, but I rarely get to go. I love all 'extreme sports' even if i'm not good at them. I will add more again (again) but for now I leave you with a BMX video called 'Fit Life' with an amazing song to it. (Hurt Me Soul - Lupe Fiasco) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3jebnD_pZg[/media]
I love your girlfriend too Kakburken
I have a very, very, very short fuse. Like.. If I lose a mission in GTA IV I go on a motherfucking rampage and kick stuff :( Rusty hates me. I fukken luv Chuck Berry. (Not in a sexual way. I think..) I fukken luv 80's music. I fukken :argh:[highlight]:HATE:[/highlight]:argh: my computer. I fukken luv beef jerky. I fukken luv Scrubs. I fukken hate the fact that I bought Contra instead of Rush 'n attack on xbox live arcade. I fukken luv mountain dew. I fukken luv butterfinger.
I'm 6 foot 1. My girlfriend just sucked me. good day.
I'm 6 ft 1 I like soccer/track/cross country I HATE my computer I think Spore is going to be the most awesome thing ever Garry's mod was my first ever sandbox game I'm 15 and a junior in high school I ran 17 miles on Tuesday I believe airsofting is better than paintball due to the wider variety of guns to choose from (M 60's) I live in California I don't believe in god (!)
Everyone is tall in this thread ?????????
Shutup short arse
[QUOTE=ASH D]Shutup short arse[/QUOTE] Not that I said my own height..
You actually look tall in some of your pictures.
I'm about 5'11"
[list]I'm 5'6" [*]I'm clumsy [*]I can be a massive bitch sometimes [*]I can be annoying [*]I DO NOT DO METH FUCK OFF TWIPLE [*]I love anime [*]Apparently I'm emo [*]I was born in June. [*]I'm underweight, 110(ish) [*]I don't love Ashwee [*]I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIAN NEWS [*]I read both the NYTimes and NY post daily [*]I have small feet [*]I don't usually sweat. [*]I hate all makeup. [*]Queen is better than Boston and Journey. [*]I'm right and you know it. [*]Boston is the shittiest city ever. [*]Red socks suck [*]new jersey sucks [*]If you're from New Jersey or Boston, Die in a hole. [*]I love mexico [*]My iPod's spell check corrects my name to SARS [*]Did I mention my love for 40k? [*]I find the inquisition to be the most badass army ever. [*]Same for imperial guard. [*]There are few facepunchers I actually hate, as in full on hate. [*]I have low self esteem. [*]I often find myself up at 4:00 AM in a steam chat [*]When I get drunk I tell amusing stories. [*]Dan Abnett is the best author. [*]Ever. [*]I fucking hate my mother. [*]I hate religion as a whole. [*]I'm an attention whore. [*]I love to read. [*]I'm allergic to pollen. [*]Worst fucking allergy ever. [*]Some FP'ers believe I do meth because of A CERTAIN TWO PEOPLE [*]My first friend is dead. [*]I went through a slight emo phase at 14. [*]I've said shit I'm not proud of. [*]I love to cook. [*]I fucking hate Guitar Hero, rockband is better. [*]I don't hate EA. [*]I like The Fray, fuck off about it. [*]I love Nirvana. [*]I often find myself out of books. [*]I read Eisenhorn in four days. [*]I think I'm ill most of the time. [*]I love my father. [*]My mother doesn't know I'm dating, only by dad. [*]I often think I've had sex to spite them but I like to think I'm better than that. [*]I know an odd amount about George McGovern, or I used to. [*]I often talk to a friend's mother about sex, as she is so casual about it. [*]I had a syndrome called trigger finger which was exacerbated by a babysitter. [*]I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE traveling. [*]I love Spain, the UK, and France for its wine. [*]I honestly believe that both Obama and McCain are idiots. [*]I hate a majority of the US. [*]Mexico is better. [*]I think a kid stalks me. [*]All the clothes and books and shoes and shit I pack weigh only 23 pounds. [*]I'm often too blunt with people. [*]I once called a five year old a fucking idiot because he thought he knew more about something (40k, I don't even think he knew what it is) [*]I was once offered a very hard drug by an old friend of mine. [*]I've never surrounded myself with the best people. [*]I have a phobia of falling. [*]A majority of my friends are younger, and I'm the "leader" of the group. [*]I have seven true friends my age. [*]a friend of mine is insane and is in an asylum. [*]I have a godly metabolism, I eat whatever I want and never gain weight. [*]I once knocked somebody out in a fight and continued to punch them when they were down. I was REALLY fucking pissed. [*]I often make distasteful jokes. [*]I need new shoes. [*]I work at an organic food market. [*]I also wear glasses [*]I love to travel [*]I constantly think about dead friends of mine [*]I have a shitty computer [*]the opinions of most random douchebags matter to me [*]the above thing has its exceptions [*]I fucking love chorros [*]I'm foul mouthed [*]I LOVE to travel [*]Only thing I've really had that is harmful to me is booze. [*]I DON'T DO METH JESUS CHRIST [*]I wear glasses for reading only. [*]I used to be able to spin a football on my finger [*]I love dogs and cats, but prefer cats. [*]My AIM is leetsepeak (go figure) [/list]
I'm 5'6", I think I'm Australian, mate I play way too much WoW My taste in music varies from Jazz to Classical to Metal I like my sleep, when I can get it dongs [b]Edit:[/b] How can I even describe myself accurately? I mean, what if what I [i]think[/i] about myself isn't true at all, and would I just look like an arrogant twat by rambling on about my twisted perception of myself for several paragraphs? [B]Edit:[/B] Fuck, I don't even know what to say about myself, all you people are coming up with whole lists, I can't think of shit
I'm 5"10/11. I'm 14. I play Runescape, my school doesn't give a shit because everyone else who plays it has a small dick and no girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I'm engaged. [b]YES IT'S LEGAL. YES THERE'S A RING. NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED AT 16. YES I GOT ON ONE KNEE[/b] People who ask why we're engage fucking annoy me. I have size 12 feet. (What the fuck hacks? :lazyiconyettobeinvented: I spend too much time on my PC. I...Wear glasses. I'm meant to but never fucking do? I swear alot, FUCK YEAH! :rock: I once typed at 138WMP, but no-one witnessed it, therefor it can't be proven. People think I'm emo. I'm just misunderstood (You think I'm kidding don't you...You'd be right. I'm not fucking Emo :argh:) I have itchy testicles. Oh, I'm sorry. Testi...:eng101: I'm a sarcastic fucking asshole alot of the time. I can wrap my left arm around my neck and touch my left ear. Try it. Don't be cocky. :v: Unlike alot of dickwads on the internet today, I can type at a decent enough speed whilst still using grammar. It's my birthday on the 1st of Aug. I don't remember registering as 18. But whatever... Yes, that's me in my profile. I just got a haircut. It fucking sucks I miss my hair. Anyone whose read this will get a friendly. Can't think of anything else :D [b]Edit:[/b] Oh. My girlfriend posted an image of my dick on Facepunch. and got banned for CP. Genius :raise:.. [b]FUCK YOU SMARTNESS![/b] I've had meaningful sex, you haven't. [b]Ha.[/b]
My name is Rainbow Dash I have brown eyes, a blue skin and rainbow coloured hair I enjoy long walks at the beach I like Asian food I'm a pony (for some reason I never grow older) I can talk I torture small animals for fun I [i]always[/i] leave the toilet seat up I smear poop against my neighbour's windows I'm Jewish I'm secretly in love with HQRSE (shh, don't tell him!) My favorite past-time activity is screaming into the microphone in Garry's mod I'm six years old
I also wear glasses I love to travel I constantly think about dead friends of mine I have a shitty computer the opinions of most random douchebags matter to me the above thing has its exceptions I fucking love chrros I'm foul mouthed I LOVE to travel
[QUOTE=not_an_alt]I also wear glasses I love to travel I constantly think about dead friends of mine I have a shitty computer the opinions of most random douchebags matter to me the above thing has its exceptions I fucking love chrros I'm foul mouthed I LOVE to travel[/QUOTE] I love you.
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW] I've had meaningful sex, you haven't. [b]Ha.[/b][/QUOTE] You got lucky. [img]http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080602.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Frank_West]You got lucky. [img]http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080602.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I never said how it ended...:emo:
Only thing I've really had that is harmful to me is booze. I am somewhat desturbed at the above post I DON'T DO METH JESUS CHRIST I wear glasses for reading only. I used to be able to spin a football on my finger I can't be assed to type more.
A little too much.
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