Grade 8 - He was grossly overweight, but that didn't stop him from driving a small ass volkswagen. Always wore suspenders. At the start of his English class, he would take out his "corny jokes" book (or "CJ book") and tell the class one horrible, painful joke that no one would laugh at. I think someone in that class once said "Can we learn something now?" Before he told one of those stupid jokes, he would breathe on his fist and "polish" one of his suspenders with it. At the end of the dumb joke, he would shout "CJ! Yes!"
Your turn.
[b]I[/b] had a math teacher who would teach us math by thronging random stuff ( mostly paper balls and once a [b]book[/b]) around the room and talk about sports ( no not some theme to help with math ) he would talk about sports for the shake of talking of sports
My current spanish teacher is a wreck, she shakes all the time, seems to be afraid of the class, and just can't teach. She goes on about her personal life too much, I've lost count of the amount of times she's told us that her mother is in hospital because she's really ill, and that her grandmother died of cancer when she was little. She has these birds that make chirping noises, that she brings out during lessons, se tweets them in this kid's ear when he goes to sleep. She does all kinds of weird stuff, but I can't think of anything else atm.
I had this one English teacher who was literally Satan. She made us write with wooden pencils only, and in cursive, but if we were turning in a writing assignment it had to be done in black ink and she would deduct points if you made a mistake and crossed it out.
Once we wrote about life on the American frontier, and I wrote this big dramatic piece about the fledgeling village being attacked by Native Americans because the settlers had been intruding on their land even after they went to the village's leader and asked them to stop, and she deducted points because one of the characters used the "politically incorrect" term Indian.
This one time we were supposed to make a board game about a current event, and my partner and I made one about stopping poaching of rhinos, elephants, etc., and she got mad because we sculpted one of the models in black clay, called us racist, and made us paint it white.
She yelled at me and my friend because after finishing this picture book project we swapped and looked at each other's work. She called us cheaters.
Near the end of the year she came in and said, "I went to the doctor yesterday. I have some bad news. I have cancer and have to have my arms amputated. Haha, no, I'm just kidding. But I do have cancer, though."
Last two years i had this spanish teacher who would told the class he's a republican and tried to convince the class that his religion was factual (he's a mormon)
My "Advanced Quantitative Reasoning" teacher is also pretty odd. The first day of school, we go in, and he says, "Here's a tennis ball. Figure out how many of these it takes to fill this whole room." We measured using meter sticks and the two-foot-square ceiling tiles, and got an estimate like 477,000, and when we asked how many it was he said, "I dunno. I just wanted you guys to do it."
I mean, it was an alright intro because the course is all about applying principles and logic in situations but it was just weird.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40657488]pain in the ass teacher[/QUOTE]
Wow, she sounds like a bitch, those kinda teachers are the worst kind, ones that seem to enjoy making kid's lives a pain. Also I lol'd at the last part. What did you/the class say to her when she told you that?
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Near the end of the year she came in and said, "I went to the doctor yesterday. I have some bad news. I have cancer and have to have my arms amputated. Haha, no, I'm just kidding. But I do have cancer, though."[/QUOTE]
the fuck kind of joke was that.?
My old maths teacher, lets call him Mr. Puddle Pits.
He sweats like a homosexual in the westboro baptist and he opens his shirt to spray anti-perspirant every 15 minutes. He reeks like dirty cabbage and rotting corpses. He's married to another teacher at the same school who is a smelly hambeast that wears sandals in the school every day, revealing her pudgy, yellow sausage toes.
Oh yeah they also have a son, he's a fat fuck with a ginormous head, he also sweats like mad too.
[QUOTE=absolalone111;40657526]Wow, she sounds like a bitch, those kinda teachers are the worst kind, ones that seem to enjoy making kid's lives a pain. Also I lol'd at the last part. What did you/the class say to her when she told you that?[/QUOTE]
Everyone was just silent, and when she said she was kidding everyone started laughing awkwardly, and then when she said she actually had cancer then everyone just sat there in silence while the teacher just stared blankly at the floor for the rest of the period
You don't have to rate hearts or anything, she didn't die. She beat it. Last I saw her she was harassing college students at Wal-Mart for wearing sweatpants in public.
4th grade - Her Husband, sister, and both sons died in a car accident. She was on anti-depressants 24/7 kind of depressing.
She gave everyone F's because she was depressed, eventually the school fired her after so many parents came in complaining about F's on homework and tests that should've been A's or B's
Also a fun side story from the same school. We had this mexican janitor, and his name was Tony. He was the funniest guy. He was always dicking around when he was cleaning, including kncoking over an entire bucket of chocolate milk by trying to slide it into a doorway like he was playing soccer and the lid came off. He occasionally gave kids Jolly Ranchers, and some bitch came up behind him and pushed him off stairs because he ran out so he didn't give her any. I don't know what happened to her/her family since Tony did end up with a broken leg and a broken arm.
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40657498]Last two years i had this spanish teacher who would told the class he's a republican and tried to convince the class that his religion was factual (he's a mormon)[/QUOTE]
I keep reading Mormons as Morons
I've mentioned my drama teacher in a few threads here and there. He added a dream sequence to The Diary of Anne Frank where nazis break in and shoot Anne in the face.
I've been working on a thread in my spare time dealing with all the bullshit he pulled. Maybe I should get that up soon.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40657542]Everyone was just silent, and when she said she was kidding everyone started laughing awkwardly, and then when she said she actually had cancer then everyone just sat there in silence while the teacher just stared blankly at the floor for the rest of the period[/QUOTE]
Christ that most of been hella awkward
I had and old perverted Jewellery Design teacher who often complimented my female classmates in a rather pedo-ey way.
For example, he was looking at this necklace my classmate drew and he said "do you know where this would look nice? Between Mary's tits." (mary being one of our teachers). There were also stories about him banging one of the cleaners in the school toilets. He was over 70 and had a professor look to him, so nobody really expected him to be this way. Once this woman came in to use our photocopier, and while she had her back turned he got up and pretended to hump her from behind, and he was sniggering at us. Nobody laughed, everyone had a o.o expression
The craziest scene was when he approached this girl who was drawing and said humorously "if you don't design this jewel properly, I'll rape you." She was completely shocked, called her mother, who called the police. The lesson was interrupted, we were moved to another class with another teacher while he was argueing with the mother and police. After that, we didn't see him for over two weeks and none of the teachers wanted to talk about what happened. During lessons we all joked about him being behind bars shouting "what have I done?!?!?", and this pissed them off.
The day he came back he looked sad and tormented, so we didn't ask him questions about the event. A few months later school ended and we never really knew what happened, now he is retired.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;40657656]I had and old perverted Jewellery Design teacher who often complimented my female classmates in a rather pedo-ey way.
For example, he was looking at this necklace my classmate drew and he said "do you know where this would look nice? Between Mary's tits." (mary being one of our teachers). There were also stories about him banging one of the cleaners in the school toilets. He was over 70 and had a professor look to him, so nobody really expected him to be this way. Once this woman came in to use our photocopier, and while she had her back turned he got up and pretended to hump her from behind, and he was sniggering at us. Nobody laughed, everyone had a o.o expression
The craziest scene was when he approached this girl who was drawing and said humorously "if you don't design this jewel properly, I'll rape you." She was completely shocked, called her mother, who called the police. The lesson was interrupted, we were moved to another class with another teacher while he was argueing with the mother and police. After that, we didn't see him for over two weeks and none of the teachers wanted to talk about what happened. During lessons we all joked about him being behind bars shouting "what have I done?!?!?", and this pissed them off.
The day he came back he looked sad and tormented, so we didn't ask him questions about the event. A few months later school ended and we never really knew what happened, now he is retired.[/QUOTE]
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I had a science teacher who was clearly disinterested in teaching. I mean, literally every lesson was "Ok, turn to this page in the text book, read that, do this sheet of questions based on said page, fuck off home. What's that, you have a question? Fuck off and google it."
Compare that to my OTHER science teacher, who verbally abused us if we forgot homework. I thought his lessons where hell, but at the end of the year I realised he had actually been a great teacher. I bumped into him a while after, thanked him, and his response?
"[I]Verbal abuse, as an education tool, is underrated.[/I]"
Also one time he got a bird trainer in and the hawk shat on his shoe. So that's funny.
One of my History teachers back in intermediate school was a really fat guy who was the former football coach and the school didn't want to let him go or something so they just stuck him into teaching history. He had no idea how to teach and would end up just giving us packets and crossword/wordsearch puzzles for the entire year while he sat and read the sports section of the newspaper. I did more word search puzzles in that year alone than at any other time of my life combined.
junior / senior year, my spanish teacher was absolutely the worst. I am talking he was egocentric. I mean, to the point where you literally wanted to claw your fucking ears off. I'm not kidding; it was THAT bad because ALL he fucking did was talk about himself. He spent more than half of the class periods talking about SOLELY himself, and never taught us a. fucking. thing. He made us read straight out of the spanish books.
Not only that, he repeatedly kept saying how bad America is next to Mexico. Like, I'm not 'America is greatest country hur durr" but he kept BRINGING it up so many fucking times, and it's like "holy shit no one fucking cares".
My art teacher in elementary school was the older dude with a creepy mustache, we didn't really do much in there other than listen to him talk. We did use this awesome animation program on some ancient macs once, but only once...
He'd give us 30-minute lectures on wasting time
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My 9th grade tech teacher also happened to be my 6th and 7th grade tech teacher (he moved to the high school the same time I did)
He was hugely incompetent, he'd always start out on the first day of class with a rigid schedule of what we were going to do throughout the year, but by the next week he had abandoned that and we just finished stuff whenever and moved on to the next thing.
In 6th and 7th grade we mostly sat on the computers and played west point bridge builder, but in 9th grade we actually did projects. The last one of the year was to build a model plane out of wood and paper and shit. He gave us the choice of doing a regular winged plane or a delta winged plane, saying that the delta planes would fly farther. As it turns out of course, the delta winged planes (of which I did one) were the only planes in the class to never get off the ground when tested. I was quite mad and started to complain to my classmates when they got all quiet. Turns out he was right behind me the whole time. awkward
He also was fat and always wore tight belts and shirts so his fat hung over his belt like a flap it was nasty
I had this coach for track a few years back who was the most coldest bitch I have ever known. She was extremely short too (like 5'4) so at the end of the year me and my friends make this cardboard cut out that says "You must be this tall to ride" and stuck it right in front of her office.
My 9th grade English teacher was some massive hambeast of a woman who gave me an F on our first writing assignment because she was assured I plagiarized it, which I didn't. She kept yelling at fucking everyone, all the time.
Many a lunch period were spent in her class as she shouted about how bad we were.
We had another teacher in there, though, who was a really nice German lady. It was a pretty good class when she took over.
One time we had a Nigerian substitute for PE, his accent was so thick we couldn't understand him. That was pretty awkward
My English 11 teacher, to put it simply: she didn't seem to know she was teaching an English class and was more interested in being politically correct than teaching. Pretty much all we did in that class was talk about discrimination and read three books that she admittedly chose entirely on the merit that their author's weren't white. She also gave us the same religious study project I had to do in both of my previous history classes (got nothing wrong with studying religions, but remaking the same poster on the pillars of Islam three times gets annoying). We only had two actual writing assignments the entire class and one of them was only because it was state-mandated testprep.
Lets see...
My 2nd to 4th grade teacher was complete mental. Whenever someone did something unnaceptable (not wrong, unnaceptable...) she would carefully sprint in her bitch heels tall as hell to us, grab us by our arm, and either shake us, rub tests with low marks on our faces or hair, shame us, shout high as fuck directly into our ears (the whole school could hear her). She was pretty fucking crazy, with HUGE mood swings of all kind.
Then in the 6th grade, had a pretty shitty history teacher. Didn't teach for shit, but still called us bad students. She purposedly sat on a chair full of gum with a leather coat so we would have to pay for damages.
From 7th to my first 10th, had this math teacher that had these odd ways of being. He acted and sounded very... Flamboyant, if you know what I mean. "Talking with his hands", really girly voice and way to talk, odd clothes, thong... Even his colleagues said he was "odd". Anyway, he was a real douchebag. Always threatened us for making the smallest peep. Not only that, he also couldn't teach for shit. Everyone had lower marks than the years before (expected when you change from one year to another, but not as bad as that) and he ended up calling us dumbass crybabies for having low scores and for telling the class head teacher that he was being a dick and couldn't teach for shit.
Had 3 phisics and chemistry teachers that were complete bonkers, along with a bunch of interns. I swear, they are crazy wannabe scientists...
Two of them would SCREAM at us whenever we were making too much noise (although one of those was actually a pretty ok person if you weren't a dick), and the other was so awkward, that I don't know how she didn't quit teaching after seeing the whole floor and a pencil stuck vertically to it on fire. She just looked at the crazy shit the people in my class pulled and probably prayed for her life. The interns always blew their lids wide open with a little noise.
Also had an arts teacher that was seriously crazy. She would skip on her classes for months in a row without notice, whenever we did anything the least bit negative or even so bad that you could call it assault, she would either stop the class until the end or keep on going as if nothing happened. Someone threw a ball of paper straight at the board when she was using it and she kept on going. She also flunked everyone on one assignment, or at least I doubt everyone has shit drawing skills like me...
But the worst teacher I had was probably this absolute asshole in P.E
If I had to compare him to anyone, it would be to a drill seargent, but not just any one. Pick the most despicable asshole you can find and there you go. I think the whole school and everyone outside heard him curse the shit out of his ass when he was teaching us rugby and we weren't doing it right. He just threw the pigskin (that right?) on the field and went inside. He also made us run in the rain a few times.
But the worst shit he did, was telling a girl that had cancer and numerous tumors in her back that if she couldn't do P.E, she shouldn't had been born. That girl was probably the most humble person on the planet. She was really sweet to be around with. She passed away a few years ago...
And well, I guess those are all the maniacs I can remember.
I had a professor for a sociology class that was kind of strange.
She was really nice, and really smart, but she spoke like she had every anxiety disorder out there.
She spoke very quietly, and constantly shook.
I'm not sure if she wasn't comfortable with public speaking, or what.
Didn't you guys hate it when the gym teacher would do penis inspections after showers?
one of the teachers in my secondary school used fake tan and had orange sweat stains under her arms. I think people called her paprika pits.
[QUOTE=Whyt546;40657547]He was the funniest guy. He was always dicking around when he was cleaning, including kncoking over an entire bucket of chocolate milk by trying to slide it into a doorway like he was playing soccer and the lid came off.[/QUOTE]
Why the fuck do you have buckets of chocolate milk where you live and where can i find some?
Most of my teachers are pretty alright. My government teacher is a good teacher but spends the first twenty minutes of our fifty minute class periods bitching about random shit and he never lets anyone finish asking a question before he starts rambling.
Substitutes, however, jesus christ. One, Mrs. Pace, is a crackhead who is always rambling to herself and twitching, Mr. Sellers is a fat, racist douchebag and Mrs. Parris, who taught like it was some 1950's catholic school. I also had a student teacher, recently, that went out of her way to insult a students intelligence whenever she saw the chance.
Year 7:
We had this surfer dude teacher, he was horribly uneducated, we were teaching him more than he was teaching us during our lessons. He could hardly speak without using all of these surfer slag that most of us didn't know/care for.
He was frequently 1+ hours late to school as he would spend his mornings surfing and forget the time. Sometimes he even spend the first hour or so still in his wet suit. We once caught him looking at porn in class, he looked as if he was about to rip open his pants and get off to it.
Year 8, first year of high school:
We had this teacher, an absolute bitch from the depths of hell teaching our english class. Should would scream, shout, abuse and call our parents constantly if we made the slightest mistake. I have always had troubles handwriting, and when she couldn't read an assignment I wrote, she teared it up, chucked it in the bin and told me to do it again. Funny enough, her name was Mrs Frost.
Year 9:
Being at a private school, we had a lot of religious teachers. This one in particular was extremely forceful about it, saying pretty much everyone is going to go to hell because of their sins etc etc. When anyone would speak out he would shoot them down straight away by spurting stuff he believed. Most of the time students would end up with a detention as well.
Year 10, original high school:
I had decided to do film production for one of my classes. We all thought we were going to get this really nice other teacher we got during the past few years. We were wrong, this guy was an absolute nut job, religious, the absolute apple fan boy and the perfectionist. I got my first smartphone, a Samsung galaxy S, and we were using it in our short film, for a script we wrote. We had gotten nearly to the end of the scene when the teacher bursts in to the room, screams at us, grabs my phone and chucks it against the wall, then tells us "Any phones used by any students in their films WILL be an iPhone, I don't want the quality of the short films ruined by these shitty other brand phones".
Year 10, second high school:
Due to bullying at my first high school, I had to move schools.
In society and environment we had this Indian teacher, he had a heavy accent and talked really, really slow. He was oblivious to anything going on in the class, so most of the time people would be playing games and such. He was such a nice guy, just a terrible teacher.
Year 11:
We had the same teacher for society and environment this year, but worse and even more oblivious to the goings on.
The really, really bad teacher we had this year though, was for some careers class. Incredibly old fashioned teacher, by this time I couldn't hand write at all. He would swear, he would not let us use technology, he would fail us all the time and was useless at keeping the class under control at the same time.
College/TAFE:
Last year, we had this lecturer that again, could hardly speak english as well as treated the entire class like they were 12 years old. Keep in mind, I was the youngest there at 16, the rest of the class other than Lolx0rz was late teens early 20s.
Yeah, I have had quite a few bad teachers.
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