• Post the tiniest things that piss you off to the point of insanity
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So, yeah, title pretty much. For me, it'd be this goddamn smiley face right here ---> :) <----that fucking faggot over there Every time someone uses it it just MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OUT THEIR THROAT I MEAN GODDAMN AT LEAST ":D" IS PLAYFUL BUT ":)" IS JUST A HALF-ASSED SMILE AND GODDAMN IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER IS USING IT THINKS THEY'RE SUDDENLY BETTER BECAUSE OF WHATEVER THEY JUST SAID AND IT MOST OF THE TIME I SEE IT USED IT'S USED BY SOMEONE WHO'S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT THEN BLATANTLY INSULTS WHOEVER DISAGREES WITH THEM IT'S LIKE "oh hey I think Obama is a nazi and if you don't agree well then maybe you'll grow up little boy :)" OR "i don't need smite to jungle i'm pro :)" EDIT: someone nuke this I didn't see the other thread
When my internet fails over and over and over but when I check on another computer my internet is clearly fine. It is just so annoying to be denied of something you clearly have.
When people talk too loud / too fast.
When i bump my power strip and it unplugs everything
WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A THREAD WITH THE SAME IDEA AS A THREAD THAT IS ALREADY OPEN WHEN MY caps lock key breaks and i have to hold down shift
my penis
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;31576687]WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A THREAD WITH THE SAME IDEA AS A THREAD THAT IS ALREADY OPEN WHEN MY caps lock key breaks and i have to hold down shift[/QUOTE] When people don't say that there is already an open thread with same idea.
[QUOTE=shrinkme;31576722]When people don't say that there is already an open thread with same idea.[/QUOTE] when people quote me
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;31576687]WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A THREAD WITH THE SAME IDEA AS A THREAD THAT IS ALREADY OPEN WHEN MY caps lock key breaks and i have to hold down shift[/QUOTE] oh shit I legitimately did not see that feel free to get someone to shoot my thread in the face
[QUOTE=shrinkme;31576722]When people don't say that there is already an open thread with same idea.[/QUOTE]When people don't use search.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;31576735]oh shit I legitimately did not see that feel free to get someone to shoot my thread in the face[/QUOTE] I am on my way, I wouldn't go to sleep if I were you.
Playing KZ2, placing a turret, I have 1 bar left until it is placed, and then I get LOLNOPEd by some retard who places the last turret in the most non-strategic location possible who happened to started placing a millisecond earlier.
When the wireless internet drops out for absolutely no apparent reason. Similar to the aforementioned internet issue, but different enough. I know the feeling of being pissed off to the point of insanity fairly well for various reasons, but I'm struggling to come up with anything other than that right now. Edit: When my boy puts things in the wrong place, and thinks he's cleaning. His heart is in the right place, and it's mostly (somewhat) just my being obsessive about it, but it drives me nuts. However, this constitutes only ~.1% of the times he cleans up, and given that he does most of the housework around here (especially the laundry, which I abhor and won't touch), he gets a pass.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;31576589]So, yeah, title pretty much. For me, it'd be this goddamn smiley face right here ---> :) <----that fucking faggot over there Every time someone uses it it just MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OUT THEIR THROAT I MEAN GODDAMN AT LEAST ":D" IS PLAYFUL BUT ":)" IS JUST A HALF-ASSED SMILE AND GODDAMN IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER IS USING IT THINKS THEY'RE SUDDENLY BETTER BECAUSE OF WHATEVER THEY JUST SAID AND IT MOST OF THE TIME I SEE IT USED IT'S USED BY SOMEONE WHO'S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT THEN BLATANTLY INSULTS WHOEVER DISAGREES WITH THEM IT'S LIKE "oh hey I think Obama is a nazi and if you don't agree well then maybe you'll grow up little boy :)" OR "i don't need smite to jungle i'm pro :)" EDIT: someone nuke this I didn't see the other thread[/QUOTE] :-) is worst
[QUOTE=pakadots;31576871]:-) is worst[/QUOTE] How about ¦:-¤D ? I still find xD the scourge of the internet.
<3 THIS, sirs, is your true enemy. Not because of its prolific use, not because of the ill-thought of messages that are commonly seen with it, but because of its permeability. This emoticon, sirs, has squeezed past the bars of the electronic cage we put him in and managed to infest every puppy love message. And, sirs, the problem is not within the emoticon, but what that emoticon stands for. "<3" has been created due to a need for a heart-symbol in the artistically-crippled text-only internet of yore, ASCII art was born out of necessity for more proper, and more diverse, emotional expression. However, outside of the internet's unlimited text boxes, we find no limitation regarding a drawing of a heart and I would go as far as to say that it takes less energetic and material resources to simply draw a proper heart. And yet "<3" continues to pop up in brick, tree wall, stone, etc. The problem lies with the role of the text box in the minds of our youth, indeed, it is engraved into the psyche of our people that they do not realize this. And, sirs, I find that frightening.
people who talk on the phone while CHEWING FOOD
[QUOTE=pakadots;31576871]:-) is worst[/QUOTE] I don't mind :). But :-) pisses me off. What's even worse is that my Samsung Galaxy S has a dedicated button on the keyboard for :-)
[QUOTE=Jackpody;31576661]When people talk too loud / too fast.[/QUOTE] I usually mumble quickly. That's something I do that pisses people off to the point of insanity.
People who chew with their mouths open and smack their mouths and metal on porcelain dishes *shudder*.
Firstworld problems
[QUOTE=shrinkme;31576722]When people don't say that there is already an open thread with same idea.[/QUOTE] You get pissed off when people don't say there is already an open thread with the same idea? Damn, dude. Most of these threads must make you boil, then.
People that walk too slow, infront of me, and that don't let me pass.
When my fucking ESC key breaks. I have to rely on autosaves, because I can't get to the main menu in games!
People who play music through cellphone speakers. Worse than that, people who play music I LIKE OR SIMILAR TO through cellphone speakers.
When I'm enjoying a meal with friends or family, and next to us is a mom who is absolutely BERATING their like 4-year old child. I HAAAAAAAATE when the mom treats their kid like some middle-schooler who just made a freaking molotov from their dad's best vodka. It's not like the kid's crying to be a bad child! And when they give the kid some deadpan look and talks aggressively to them, I just want to go over and slam her head on the table. It's like they don't understand if you treat your child with happiness and respect, they'll understand what not to do!
people who think that the key to winning an argument is being the loudest. I could STAND the movie horrible bosses because almost every scene was them arguing over each other.
When I'm driving the fucking keys hang down and constantly graze my knee
How my goddamn dog WON'T STOP SNORING WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP. What makes it worse is that I live in a tiny apartment (slightly larger than a 1 bed hotel room). Also, my steam account requires a passcode in a email I deleted at least a year ago for me to find my password, so I have to wait out the weekend for the goddamn steam support to answer me.
league of legends.
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