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You are an alien who abducted the above user's avatar. What experiments would you perform?
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Title is self-explanatory. :science:
all of the rape in every hole forever
Skull-experiments.
I'll try to give him a body, arms and legs god damnit
Make him play guitar
Dirty...Dirty Things.
Give em a bath.
Feed meat, and keep as a pet.
I probably would just kill it, leave its corpse on earth and get as fucking far away as possible.
Testing on the relationship between cigars and growth of facial hair.
Give different types of smokees/Dresses to him.
Anal probe?
Anal probe. Probe being my dick.
Extract red orbs from his body so I can level up my stuff.
anal probing :q:
Give it a scarf.
I'd analyse the molecular biology, their ethereal spectroscopics, and the sentience quota of that weird creature.
Pet it. [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Nvm, ninja'd, I have no idea what I'd do.
Study his Jazz cells, and their probability to go rogue/mutate into Jazz Fusion and Juzz Funk
What would I do? Hmm...
His avatar is the results of me experiments :D ninja'd, but still fits
Eyebrow experiments.
Anal probe
Religious studies. Maybe check if it has some deeper meaning. [B]EDIT:[/B] Ninja'd. Anal probe
Something sexy
Lock him in a room with a perma-cloaked spy and him with no weapons. Edit: Oh shit I just realized that would work well for me too.
How many butterfly knives can I stick in your back?
Steal burger to see how long the unicorn can last without committing suicide due to loneliness.
How many cheeseburgers does it take to summon a Unicorn? Ninjas! Experiment with electrodes to see what voltage produces which face.
Poke it with a stick and see what happens.
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