• The closest liquid next to you is now semen.
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Mmmm, ice cold semen in a cup. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread even for FT" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Mmm, ice cold semen in a dick.
Actually it's water...
70% alcohol...what now?
If the blood inside me doesn't count then a water bottle of it on my desk.
A glass of pepsi next to me. Fuck it, still drinking it.
I have a water cooler with a 5 gallon jug on it, and it's full. Poor guy must've worked himself until his dick fell off.
Semen toilet water.
My water turned into liquid shit.
This is gonna be some good spaghetti.
Now I know why it's called Dr. Perky...
Really not looking forward to walking in the "rain".
No wonder they are called gushers XD
But what if have I have semen already on my hand?
the closest liquid to me is semen, that's horrible.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;36434558]But what if have I have semen already on my hand?[/QUOTE] extra potent ;)
Great, my spit is now semen.
[QUOTE=Steamswitch;36434666]Great, my spit is now semen.[/QUOTE] Spit and Semen both belong in the same place anyway.
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[QUOTE=Neoclassical;36434697][img]http://i.imgur.com/FwUxr.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/V79KY.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vKY3v.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/cfstM.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/YMVFv.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OY7vW.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/IBVfo.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/y706o.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/fwNgZ.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kkBn5.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MTUV9qlaqY4/Tt623HisCkI/AAAAAAAADfY/8P6gcpzVMpg/s1600/original.gif[/img][/QUOTE] So, the website is now sh*t face punch now? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Quoting the spam" - postal))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434741]So, the website is now sh*t face punch now?[/QUOTE] [url]http://faceshit.proboards.com/[/url]
What a shit fest this turned out to be.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36434769]What a shit fest this turned out to be.[/QUOTE] there it's gone, happy now?
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36434686]Spit and Semen both belong in the same place anyway.[/QUOTE] I keep spit in my testicles too.
[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434789]Ikr, looks like this is "puts on sunglasses" a shitty thread. YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!![/QUOTE] Pls go Edit: Oh yeah forgot about the subject of this thread, The bucket of vomit beside me is now semen. (Not a big improvement :I)
[QUOTE=Grape Soda;36434836]Pls go[/QUOTE] No thank you good sir if I have offended you I am terribly sorry dear sir.
[QUOTE=assassin1421;36434789]Ikr, looks like this is "puts on sunglasses" a shitty thread. YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!![/QUOTE] Go away.
The saliva in my mouth. :byodood:
The semen in my testicles is now semen.
The hot coffee on my desk is now a big hot mug of sperm
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