We've all been young, and we've probably all seen something with their parents nearby and they try to innocently describe what happened right?
Well mine, I saw Terminator 2 when I was like 11 and the scene where the creepy ass guard licks Sarah's cheek, I happened to be in the room with my dad and I asked why, and he ever so elegantly told me that she had leftover ice-cream on her cheek from dinner, and that the guard likes ice-cream..
I believed that fucker for 6 years.
Religion
The Bogeyman.
santa
birds and the bee's.
that being gay is bad
That Bush would do a great job in office.
That going to college would guarantee my success in life.
My dad used to do this very basic 'magic' trick that consisted of hiding toy cars in his hand and then pretending he pulled them out of my ear, I thought I had cars in my head for ages.
That some day, we'd go to Disney World.
[B]WE STILL HAVEN'T GONE TO FUCKING DISNEY WORLD.[/B]
santa and the tooth fairy but I grew out of that early
other than that I don't think they've ever done it
Santa
I mean it was kind of suspicious that i always had to leave the room where the christmas tree was without seeing my parents around
Nothing special I can remember. When I asked about the Easter Bunny my dad said : He doesn't exist. He never will. Someone made him up because Jesus getting crucified couldn't give eggs with candy.
I had a Beavis and Butthead VHS tape when I was a baby but when I learned to talk they had to take it away, so they told me it broke. Fast forward a few years when I was like 9 or so, I was looking for a tape to watch and I just so happened to of found it
I of course questioned my mom about it and she told me
Santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny, etc.
When my mom drags me to go shopping and when I want to get something she says she doesn't have enough money and only enough for what we intended to get. She pulls out multiple one hundred dollar bills and has like additional one hundreds after we got everything.
That I was planned.
To work hard at school to get good grades
[QUOTE=Grillkongen;32911137]To work hard at school to get good grades[/QUOTE]
I work hard at school and still manage to have a C average :S
Babies are made from seeds.
I loved Robot Wars when I was younger and my dad said he was building a robot in work for me and we'd go on the show when it was finished.
I asked him nearly every day "When will it be finished?" or "Can I come and see it?" and every time he said "Oh it won't take much longer"
So I waited. I WAITED FOR 2 AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS!!! until one day he basically says to me "Lol I lied"
What a troll.
that they loved me.....
:(
[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;32910295]That some day, we'd go to Disney World.
[B]WE STILL HAVEN'T GONE TO FUCKING DISNEY WORLD.[/B][/QUOTE]
Same bro
'sure, we'll get you that game tomorrow'
:smith:
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32911833]My parents just told me straight up how babies were made from the day I asked when I was 8.[/QUOTE]
My parents did it when I was six. It's just a biological function.
"I'll do it later."
that there proud of me, and what I've done in my life.
That every site that my mother didn't know had a virus
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;32912203]"you're beautiful"[/QUOTE]
Why is every fucking child beautiful to their parents?
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32912243]Why is every fucking child beautiful to their parents?[/QUOTE]
I'm an ugly motherfucker and if someone ever says otherwise I know they are bullshitting :v:
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.