• Do you know how to wipe your butt?
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Well, do you know how to wipe your butt? What age did you learn how to wipe your butt? I learned how to wipe my butt at 5.
sorry what
Front to back.
I dunno how to wipe my butt. :saddowns:
Yes, I learned at 2 but wasn't potty-trained 'til 3
Learned how a few hours ago. I'm glad I don't have to use my dog anymore
ya but i get it on my fingers
[QUOTE=hamberglar;17543058]Front to back.[/QUOTE] I go back to front. It's more natural that way.
no, i dont. i get someone else to do it for me
I don't wipe my ass, I wash it :v:
Wiping is for sissies. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] I haven't wiped my ass in months :smugdog:
I didn't until now thanks, now I don't stink of shit
One word....baday :smug:
wrap toilet paper around your finger and go in and out
This thread is getting disturbing now...
Oh theres farting dog, i heard you are about 8-12 years old?
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This is a [I]shit[/I] thread
If you mean by rubbing against bark, then I do know how to wipe my butt.
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I pull the toilet paper through my my legs, and just keep pulling it really fast until the roll runs out.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;17544185]:taco: Mmmm.. Lovely Taco You SHALL BE MI- Oh..Hi.. Hehe (continued)[/QUOTE] Um ok
Still learning.
Take 1 square of toilet paper. Rip a hole in the middle of it, saving the ripped out piece. Stick finger through hole. Wipe butt. Wipe finger off with saved piece.
Take a few squares (About 5 or more if needed, I don't want shit on my hands.) fold them over eachother, then wipe front to back.
Take toilet paper, then put it in your mouth and sit on the ground, spread your legs and start pulling yourself with your hads.And GZ dude, you know how to wipe your arse!
Left to right.
[QUOTE=stupid07er;17547704]Take 1 square of toilet paper. Rip a hole in the middle of it, saving the ripped out piece. Stick finger through hole. Wipe butt. Wipe finger off with saved piece.[/QUOTE] i lol'd so fuckin hard!
Don't know when I stopped leaving it to go crusty and solidify on my buttocks, wish I did...
I learned really early but when I left nursery I for some reason stopped and my mum and dad wiped my ass until I was like 5. Now I'm a master at it.
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