Stupid things you used to beleive when you were younger
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[B]Please don't say anything obvious like "santa claus" "god" or "imaginary friends".[/B]
I used to believe that people masturbate by rubbing their balls until I was 12.
I used to believe that the human body was made out of clocks.
I used to believe it would be possible to continually piss if you timed drinking water and pissing right
I was hoping virtual reality games would be cheap and accessible for the most of everyone by the time I was 18 (I'm 19 and it's just getting started, shit.)
I thought laser guns would be the best weapon ever and would be supplied to everyone in the military by the time I was an adult
One time I cut myself on the lid of an opened can, so I was afraid of any thin metal edges because I thought they would cut me
I thought magic was real and I couldn't wait until I could find some way to manage my magic, then be the world's best thief with invisibility spells and spells that would let me see through walls etc.
I used to believe humans were robots at one point. Fuck man I just got off the Terminator ride at Universal, and I looked around and everyone had a red dot in their right eye. And Terminator told me that evil robots had those.
When I was really little I thought inanimate objects had feelings, so I would feel bad if one of my toys had not been played with for awhile, or one of my pillows did not get used as much.
That I wouldn't get banned for video macro. Oh I was so stupid to think that :v:
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Yes I was younger, like a month or so! STILL RELEVANT OK
[editline]27th October 2012[/editline]
Ok I'm gonna be serious now. I used to think that you really would get square eyes if you looked at the TV/Monitor for a long time.
I used to think that my scrotum was my bladder.
[QUOTE=imptastick;38202938]When I was really little I thought inanimate objects had feelings, so I would feel bad if one of my toys had not been played with for awhile, or one of my pillows did not get used as much.[/QUOTE]
For some reasons I do this now.
And I'm a teen.
I'm so immature.
I thought that Ontario horseshoe (where I live) was located in Florida on the world map.
Turns out I was 1500 miles off, huh.
I thought that I was cursed by Japan, because each time I watched Godzilla or one of it's sequels, I would manage to get the flu. This happened like, 8 times, and is the reason why I still refuse to watch Godzilla.
That if i sleep without radio/tv on i'll go into sleep paralysis.
That and i used to think when i wasn't at home or awake my toys came to life.
[QUOTE=Smas;38203379]I thought that I was cursed by Japan, because each time I watched Godzilla or one of it's sequels, I would manage to get the flu. This happened like, 8 times, and is the reason why I still refuse to watch Godzilla.[/QUOTE]
I get violently sick every Christmas, without missing a beat. Every year I've come down with some random illness out of nowhere right on Christmas day.
I used to think that girls had penises too.
[sp]I'm dead serious.[/sp]
I used to think that there was a moment where real life transitioned from black and white to color, after seeing black and white/color photos when I was little....
I used to think that condoms were candy.
I used to think serial killers where people who murdered cereal.
that girls peed out their butts
I used to think girls pissed out of their ass.
Ninjas are fast.
babies were made on conveyor belts and just sorta found their way in to a woman's stomach where the baby was then extracted somehow
I used to think that vaginas are shaped bit differently then they are.
That's all folks.
I used to believe that there was a Go-
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38202824][B]Please don't say anything obvious like "santa claus" "god" or "imaginary friends".[/B][/QUOTE]
-d damnit.
I believed that when u get a boner that means that there is too much piss in your dick and if you wouldn't piss after a while your dick would explode and you would turn into a girl.
That people are good to each other.
That floaters were bacteria on your eyes.
The classic.
I used to believe there was a monster under my bed, when I was a small child.
I used to think that people could breath out of their ears
When you pop your ears on planes and it makes a weird sound I just assumed that was air that I was breathing
using my ears
why
That Pen Licenses were real.
me and my sister had this strong belief that a place called "Candyland" existed under our floorboards.
I miss being 6 sometimes.
I used to believe that food/drinks were stored in your feet and up from there, and you only felt full up when the food was in your head.
My mom used to tell me that my feet would fall off if I walked on the floor after she cleaned it.
I figured it was some kind of dangerous chemical so I was scared to death of stepping on the floor when she had just finished.
I stepped on it one time when I was six and cried my eyes out while hugging my feet screaming "MOMMA MY FEET ARE GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
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No fucking way I walked into my kitchen just now to go take a shit and my mother was cleaning the floor. :v:
[QUOTE=Rayboy1995;38207540]My mom used to tell me that my feet would fall off if I walked on the floor after she cleaned it.
I figured it was some kind of dangerous chemical so I was scared to death of stepping on the floor when she had just finished.
I stepped on it one time when I was six and cried my eyes out while hugging my feet screaming "MOMMA MY FEET ARE GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
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No fucking way I walked into my kitchen just now to go take a shit and my mother was cleaning the floor. :v:[/QUOTE]
do you often shit in your kitchen
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