What's assumed every X does, but you don't, and it makes you mad when someone automatically assumes

[J. F. Christ]

Greatest title in existence. It's like I'm really 12 again.
Replace X with what you do/who you are. Examples:

Guitar player - Been playing for years, never lost a single pick.
Heterosexual male - Never dropping everything I'm doing right now and going crazy just because a girl wants to have sex with me.

You're allowed to be elitist in this thread.

[MenteR]

there really is a thread for absolutely everything in this section of the forums. how much time did you take to come up with something so specific?

[T553412]

[QUOTE=MenteR;41632917]there really is a thread for absolutely everything in this section of the forums. how much time did you take to come up with something so specific?[/QUOTE]

I assume that everyone in this section has [I]way[/I] too much time on their hands

[sjberlyant]

Every gay person has to watch Glee and talk about dicks 24/7

[Ganerumo]

"Oh so you play video games, you must play world of warcraft all day"

Funny coincidence is the five or six people who told me this were all in highschool, all girls and all had a face I would happily dig my fist in.