Let's just say you suddenly obtained the ability to manipulate anything, given you know the necessary physics/chemistry to know what you're doing. While we're at it, let's say you have all the intelligence and charisma to pull off any idea you come up with.
How would you change the world?
Personally, I'd be doing my damnedest to rapidly advance technology, with little regard to ethics so long as the end game was worth it. I'm talking transhumanism, space travel, all that. Probably end up being something borg-like, but whatever, the ride would be fun.
Kill Mark Rutte, but to be honest, anyone can do it just by throwing a knife between
his eyes. Oh, no, that's not rude enough, anyone else knows a good way to torture / kill this BASTARD?
[SP]I'm being sarcastic here, this guy just annoys me badly[/SP]
Bring life back to music.
Clear away all that shit happening in Asia. Shit is so fucked up there.
I'd make ignorance a sin.
I think I'd probably make it better, as opposed to worse.
I'd make it mandatory for people to do a sort of IQ test thing in order to be allowed to use the internet. Would do away with a lot of the dumbasses.
I'd actually help people instead of doing what I think would be the "right thing to do".
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;41709037]I'd make it mandatory for people to do a sort of IQ test thing in order to be allowed to use the internet. Would do away with a lot of the dumbasses.[/QUOTE]
I'd make it so people with an amazingly low IQ are executed, for the betterment of mankind of course.
[QUOTE=Fosax;41709872]I'd make it so people with an amazingly low IQ are executed, for the betterment of mankind of course.[/QUOTE]
Hitler had a high IQ
Convince government to migrate the American citizens to the moon, encourage spaceships and falling robots from the sky. Supply North Korea.
Watch the fire.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;41709921]Hitler had a high IQ[/QUOTE]
Your point is?
[QUOTE=Fosax;41709926]Your point is?[/QUOTE]
I gotta take a shit
I'd make it illegal to move a cat that is in the way of your screen
[B]MOIAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/B]
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;41709960]I gotta take a shit[/QUOTE]
Point taken.
Prevent the invention of firearms. I'm curious as to what would happen if we built on the sword instead of making better firearms. (besides getting wiped out by aliens because we don't have guns)
Remove the idea of a meme and give people a second attempt at humor.
[QUOTE=flashn00b;41710212]Prevent the invention of firearms. I'm curious as to what would happen if we built on the sword instead of making better firearms. (besides getting wiped out by aliens because we don't have guns)[/QUOTE]
Sword cannons
[QUOTE=Kannata;41706882]Bring life back to music.[/QUOTE]
haha fuck this generation am i right what happened to the good ol' beatles :'(
[del]I would change the planet itself to have much more beneficial resources. This would increase the mass by a huge amount, making Earth 5 times as big as it is now.
If we wouldn't run out of any minerals and if everything was abundant, imagine how much shit we could put into science.
Also wouldn't the gravity be even stronger, making us super saiyans on lower gravity planets?[/del]
You know what, I'm too selfish for that.
I'd change the world to promote staying purely human, scoff at transhumanism and bodily augmentations, unite under a common banner to advance humanity into a peak of universal control and dominance and maintain a healthy spiritual connection to gods of an individual's choice.
-snip- seems facepunch's humor is too advanced
[QUOTE=spectator1;41710447]First I'll find a notebook that kills people and start killing everyone that does very vey bud things then I will eventually end up getting shot and killed on some random stairs.[/QUOTE]
Scratch that last. I'd prevent FP registrations from ever being re-opened.
I'd help fund research for making VHS tapes more durable and long-lasting. That way we'd still be using them today.
i would make myself the protagonist of a real-life game of fuck shit up
I'd make it an executable offence to put someone in the friends zone and make fedoras mandatory for all males!
Build a company that builds coffee makers that use k-cups but aren't so expensive. I want a keurig SO BAD but damn they're a lot. We need China to stop making those fake iphones and make some fake keurig!
i would make a giant building at put everyone into the matrix, but tell them they're in it and allow for respawning.
if anyone showed interest in engineering i'd take them out and get them working on space shit.
once sufficient space shit was invented i'd take everyone out of the matrix and launch our conquest of the stars.
totes legit plan if i do say so myself.
Change the physics so that nuclear weapons aren't feasible anymore, give energy to all that need it and remove all excess greenhouse gases and replenish all substances that we use so that we can just live as we do forever
Also something like a cap on children every few years to stop overpopulation, it really concerns me how quick its rising
Make it so there's slightly less gravity, enough to keep us on the ground, but we would be able to jump and float for awhile.
Build a lane for Sanics
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